tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

finally watched asdfmovie
yes i know i’m over a decade late for this, i’m always late to stuff :P
here’s the waffles you were supposed to get































…and since i messed up, i’ll throw in a few hundred more, and i’ll add some pancakes too!





































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































(if i owe anyone compensation pancakes/waffles comment here)
watched the wild robot in theaters today (it came out in australia early, which conveniently overlapped with my little vacation)
not entirely sure how to explain it, but it’s good! good in a way i wasn’t initially expecting, but still good nonetheless. though if you’re trying to waste money, it probably isn’t worth your time since it’s actually worth paying for.
i give it 9 kiwi points out of 10 :)
wanna hear a joke?
my ex-wife still misses me…
…but her aim is getting better!
…her aim is getting better!
…you see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible…
possible hot take (idk what people think of this): square profile pictures > circle profile pictures
“cards against humanity suing spacex for invading their land” was not a sentence i was expecting to read today
why are their poses in the thumbnails exactly the same
was this planned out by someone or was it just a miracle of a coincidence

new dog man movie looks cool
good job to dreamworks for doing the complete opposite of everything the minecraft movie did
this aged
it didn’t necessarily age well, nor did it necessarily age badly
it just kind of… aged
finished regular show season 4, it’s now my favorite season so far
that season finale was depressing