@kiwi

hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

potentially unpopular opinion (or maybe its popular idk):

mario kart 7 has the best rainbow road

poor everyone :(

happy not january day

set up a website where you can send me drawings and stuff

kiwi2.straw.page

i think its kind of funny to think about how at one point, two thirds of all computer animated movies were about ants

i always liked how in traditionally-animated disney films, you can pause at any random landscape shot and get a really cool looking painting

i always liked that thing that happens in some animated movies where a character accidentally breaks a plate or something, and then they decide the noise of the plate being broken could make a sick beat, so they decide to break more plates and slowly overlay it with more and more unrelated noises

[sorry for the text wall]

since windows 8, microsoft has had this stupid pattern where they shove whatever they decide is the “next big thing” down people’s throats.

then they realize it’s not actually the next big thing, so they get rid of it, and then they find something even more useless to obsess over for the next release.

with windows 8, they thought tablet computers were going to become the new thing, so they designed an os that only works somewhat well on tablet computers, completely ignoring the millions of people with traditional desktops.

thankfully, enough people complained it was clunky, so they “fixed it” in windows 10…

with windows 10, they added cortana, which next to nobody used because nobody wants to talk to a computer when they could do the same thing much faster by themselves instead.

thankfully, enough people complained about it, and it was slowly phased out…

…and now that windows 11 is out, they’ve assumed that just because chatgpt exists, that means that people want what cortana was trying to do back then.

but come on, even an idiot should know that nobody wants 20 different buttons to access copilot.

can people please just… switch to another operating system?

thanks for coming to my kiwi talk

here’s a dumb comic i made many months ago, when i had a weird obsession drawing this character i (sort of) created named “cod”.

have fun trying to interpret its meaning.

tip: whenever a cashier says “it’s just gonna ask you a couple questions”, it means that you’re about to get scammed by an ipad

i bought the humble speedrunning bundle today. one of the keys i got was for condemned: criminal origins, which i don’t particularly want, so i’m gonna host a giveaway for the steam key on wasteof!

to enter, just comment on this post with your discord username (reddit/steam are also acceptable). i’ll randomly choose the winner 24 hours after this post goes up.

fair warning, i’m not sure if it’s region locked or not. i don’t think it is…?

edit: @toaks won - he was the only person who entered lol

The new BOXBOY WIKI! is finally live! The wiki has forked from Fandom and moved to a shiny, new, independent wiki!

Check it out here: https://boxboy.wiki

Tomorrow.

did anyone else read this book as a kid and interpret its story as canon, as though scratch has its own crazy lore or something?

…no, just me? ok