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@kiwi
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at the end of the day, it is night

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i wanna participate in hack club this year and maybe get a panic playdate out of it but idk how to make a website where you share and rank other people’s oatmeal recipes 😔

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took me two weeks to see this but i love this so much, thanks a ton :D

so i did something

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A message from @kiwi after winning the election:

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can you add more red arrows? i can’t see what you’re trying to point to

they shot trump

sorry again for the wait, i promise to fulfill some of my presidential promises as soon as i can access my computer

thank you @late for your assistance during these unusual times

i have returned

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i have returned

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see y’all soon

A message from @kiwi after winning the election:

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sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:

  1. in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this

  2. and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess

  3. either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!

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True…

The miniature geek of kiwis has succeeded

took nearly four years, but it’s finally been done

can we please make this the second most liked post on wasteof.money thanks

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kiwi relies on a random 50-or-so-person internet community to help him with his random tech support problems, episode 00000000008239438532432

has anyone else noticed this weird issue with discord’s crunchyroll integration? for some reason my status is perpetually displaying that i’m watching bocchi the rock episode 1, when in reality i clicked on episode 1 for about two seconds to make sure crunchyroll actually worked and then immediately closed out of it (with the intention of watching it later… i’m not a big anime person but i wanna see what all this hype on the internet is about)

my point is, it won’t go away, and idk how to remove it beyond just turning off the feature entirely (which i mean… i did do that, but i like the idea of the feature)

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The presumptive winner of the presidential election is @kiwi, subject to certifying the votes. The winner will be officially declared, and sworn into office, at a later time.

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📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

As my final act as your president, I declare that the incoming administration treat this nations citizens with the dignity and silliness they rightly deserve. It has been an honour to serve you.

PRESS RELEASE ENDS

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And to everyone involved: @oren, @engineerrunner, etc, thank you for your organizing/participating in this election. May the best waster of money win.

Greetings, wasteof.money.

Time is running out, even more so than usual.

I feel it’s only fair if I cease with the election updates at the same time that oren does. So to recap, here’s just a small sample of what you’re getting by choosing KiwiLate2025:

  1. Continued silliness, with an increased focus on seriousness when necessary.

  2. Pay-what-you-want waffles. Heavy emphasis on the “what-you-want”. That means free.

  3. The resurrection of Redboxes across Wasteoftopia, which are now blue and dispense advice in addition to movies.

  4. An exclusive drawing of a worm wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone, courtesy of @late. Perfect for framing and displaying prominently in your house to acquire the admiration of your friends.

  5. A warm fuzzy feeling knowing you’ve successfully engaged in unusually civil democracy.

  6. Even more: https://wasteof.money/posts/6869b01d3f164e109a02960f

While some of the other candidate’s promises can definitely be achieved without needing to be president and are just being locked behind paywalls, a lot of our promises we simply can’t do without access to wasteof.money’s national budget (or lack thereof).

If you want to see someone embrace a title for like two weeks and immediately forget about it, vote for someone else. But if you want to see actual year-long commitment, not just to the bit, but to the profession of being president of wasteof.money, vote for KiwiLate2025.

https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025

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Greetings, wasteof.money.

Time is running out, even more so than usual.

I feel it’s only fair if I cease with the election updates at the same time that oren does. So to recap, here’s just a small sample of what you’re getting by choosing KiwiLate2025:

  1. Continued silliness, with an increased focus on seriousness when necessary.

  2. Pay-what-you-want waffles. Heavy emphasis on the “what-you-want”. That means free.

  3. The resurrection of Redboxes across Wasteoftopia, which are now blue and dispense advice in addition to movies.

  4. An exclusive drawing of a worm wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone, courtesy of @late. Perfect for framing and displaying prominently in your house to acquire the admiration of your friends.

  5. A warm fuzzy feeling knowing you’ve successfully engaged in unusually civil democracy.

  6. Even more: https://wasteof.money/posts/6869b01d3f164e109a02960f

While some of the other candidate’s promises can definitely be achieved without needing to be president and are just being locked behind paywalls, a lot of our promises we simply can’t do without access to wasteof.money’s national budget (or lack thereof).

If you want to see someone embrace a title for like two weeks and immediately forget about it, vote for someone else. But if you want to see actual year-long commitment, not just to the bit, but to the profession of being president of wasteof.money, vote for KiwiLate2025.

https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025

As your president, we hereby promise that towards the end of our presidency, we shall indeed do Gangnam’s style, as late has promised. Whatever that means or entails.

However, we can only embarrass ourselves for your entertainment with your vote!

Vote now. Save silliness. Save seriousness. Save wasteof.money.

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

HELLO GANGNAM, IM GONNA DO YOUR STYLE

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