@kiwi

kiwi

male box enthusiast.

links

https://wasteof.money/users/kiwi for the exact same website you’re looking at right now

https://minikiwigeek2.neocities.org for incomplete website stuff

@minikiwigeek2 for discord

https://scratch.mit.edu/users/minikiwigeek2 for that orange coding site

https://app.meower.org/users/kiwi for that orange non-coding site

https://old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2 for nerd stuff

https://boxboy.fandom.com for a wiki i partially own and run!

https://youtube.com/@minikiwigeek2 for one dumb meme i made a while ago

https://kiwitwo.bsky.social for that site with the butterfly that people on twitter keep moving to

interests (in no particular order)

• homestar runner

• minecraft

• undertale

• deltarune

• the amazing world of gumball

• kirby

• boxboy!

• geometry dash

• the henry stickmin collection

• rhythm heaven

• various other nintendo games

• the simpsons

• futurama

• gravity falls

• regular show

• we bare bears

• adventure time

• jellystone!

the fact that nintendo’s about to release their first m-rated game is crazy

wait, i thought i was the good kiwi! am i like… the neutral kiwi or something?

i love hard-drive.net

don’t listen to him, i did not free hundreds of birds from zoos. he’s crazy!

yeah… definitely…

bought trombone champ on steam while it was on sale

this may compete with bye-bye boxboy as the best five dollars i’ve ever spent on a video game

anyone remember windows phones?

…no? just me? ok…

top 1 emojis that i didn’t even know existed and never would have used if not for just now when i accidentally found it:

i’m getting a vr headset soon

what games should i get?

as your secretary of state, i’m pleased to reveal the really cool logo @auriali made me!

that is all for today’s announcement. keep on doing your normal human activities, and i’ll ensure the waffle tax stays low.

cartoon network’s website has shut down and now redirects to the max website

https://cartoonnetwork.com

this really is the dark age of warner bros animation or something

to clarify since a few people are saying they still see them:

the company shut down, and all the kiosks are expected to be removed from stores

however, the shutdown was very recently, so don’t expect every kiosk to wink out of existence immediately. it might take a while before they finally cease to exist.

apparently redboxes, those dvd rental kiosks you’d find at pharmacies, stopped existing like a month ago

and nothing of value was lost

there is no easter bunny

there is no tooth fairy

and there is no herobrine spawner or aether portal

bIrTh oF a lEgEnD riGhT hErE GUys

tHiS StAtEmEnT iS sO oRiGiNaL anD wOrtHy oF iNtErnEt pOiNtS

as your secretary of state, i can confidently say that we are not keeping any secrets from you guys. we’re honest about everything, and will never try to steer you from the truth. the earth is definitely round, australia does indeed exist, and there are no underground lizard people. you’re welcome