Long live the Auri Administration, the finest President wasteof will ever have. 
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
As my term comes to its conclusion, I want to thank everyone who made it possible. My cabinet have done a stellar job keeping this great nation silly, just as it should be. My Vice President @Perrin has also done a fantastic job, bringing us together in the collective goal of silliness. But most important I must thank you, the great citizens that gave me this mandate. Your enthusiasm during my campaign carried right through into my presidency, without you this would never have happened. I hope I have been a president that you can be proud of, that did right by you, and that you have found my time at The Crack House worthy of your vote. We managed to implement all of my promises during the campaign, and I am thrilled we could do that for the wonderful nation I love so much.
For whoever may come after me, my only wish is that you treat this position with the silliness it deserves, not a stodgy, overly professional demeanour, but a beautiful joke orchestrated to amuse those of this wonderful land. Never forget you are for the people first, and the people deserve silliness worthy of their vote for you.
With that, thank you for giving me the opportunity to be your president, may the silliness continue to many years to come during and after the peaceful transfer of power. I wish you all the best, and all the silliness in the world.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
Don’t let the presidency become a total loss - vote KiwiLate2025 while you still can to save wasteof!
Don’t just pick the silly choice, pick the smart choice.
24 hours left to vote (or maybe more it says by Monday so I don't know if you can vote on Monday or if it ends before Monday lol)
i am making this post to tell you to vote for @kiwi on https://election.wasteof.me/vote 
it's not too late
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to show how dedicated i am to this election, here’s a cat reveal
if elected, i promise to do another cat reveal for my other cat
https://election.wasteof.me/vote
statement
A few days ago, when this campaign started, me and my running mate @late made a simple campaign promise: put us in office, and we’d release a PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video that Late randomly sent me a long time ago on Discord for reasons that are still unexplained.
Now, as the election comes to a close, we’d like to present wasteof.money with a small snippet of what could have been…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw2omHi58fk
or what could be, because there’s still some time left to vote for us! To see the rest of this very epic gameplay, vote KiwiLate2025.
…and I was gonna keep this a secret until now, but one thing we didn’t tell wasteof was that Late gave me a second PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video. It’s arguably the better one, though that is a matter of opinion. We’ll release that one in its entirety if you vote for us.
anything but
I hate to initiate another yapfest, but a good president actually responds to controversy instead of sweeping it under the rug.
First of all, I never ran the Kiwi party in the first place. Them becoming extremist terrorists was something I was completely unprepared for and had no involvement with.
Secondly, you’re right about that, thrat did murder and murder is bad. I hereby cut all ties with thrat.
Thirdly, vote for the candidate that doesn’t accuse random candidates of terrorism because of circumstances beyond their control. Vote for Kiwi.
The Kiwi party has now supported terrorism. I call on @kiwi to denounce @thrat (a condemned murderer of a presidential candidate), or to stand down from the election. We can never have a party like this controlling this site.
Kiwi will let you down as President, I will fight the terror, drama, and hate on this platform. VOTE FOR OREN!!! VOTE FOR OREN to end terror! Vote here: https://wasteof.money/posts/68622e783f164e109a0283a8
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︎⬥︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎□︎♐︎folks who voted for @tallpeter: your vote has unfortunately been disqualified due to his untimely death. you can now vote for any of the other candidates.
that said, if you choose to vote for you-know-who, you’ll have an important part to play in my plan to honor his very tall legacy.
https://election.wasteof.me/vote (thanks esben for the link) (thanks @siliconecb_ for the link, thanks @esben for clarifying it wasn’t him who set up the link)
and to prove how committed i am to getting to the point already, in the near future i’ll be remaking my campaign promises document to use as few words as possible
vote for the candidate who’s no longer using 500-sentence yapfests to get people to vote for them! vote KiwiLate.
vote for the candidate who’s no longer using 500-sentence yapfests to get people to vote for them! vote KiwiLate.
i used up my word count for the month the other day so i’ll keep this one short
vote for me and i’ll press charges against thrat for his 360 mlg noscope
