“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor
“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o
had a weird dream where us wasteof users did an irl meetup and the only detail i remember was that @late was in charge of making lemon squares for some reason but he didn’t show up
i guess you could say he was…
cough late..
the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered
it will be here… eventually
what is a word with four letters that is usually used at the beginning of sentences to indicate a question?
ain’t no way the world successfully bullied cracker barrel into reverting their logo change https://www.crackerbarrel.com/allthemore
i have nothing against kiwi so i think they should both be co presidents
digging around in my attic and finding my dad’s old copy of the simpsons road rage for xbox, only for me to open the case and no game being inside, has got to be the biggest disappointment of the week so far
just finished bocchi the rock, absolutely phenomenal show
highly recommend, especially to people that like watching the main character randomly change artstyles for comedic effect
season 2 when…
spoiler-free review
bocchi the rock! is truly one of the shows ever made.
the characters have character, the art was made by artists, the script contains dialogue, and the music was made with instruments.
if i had to pick a favorite character, it would probably be the one i liked the most.
rating: exists/10
(ok but being for real, i’m only up to episode 5 right now but this show is awesome, as your president i highly recommend. thanks to @niko and @eris for indirectly inspiring me to watch it one day when i wondered where their pfps came from)
my belated birthday present for myself is gonna be a playdate console
…as soon as i can afford it 
birth of day today :D
as your president, i promise not to hold any birthday celebrations disguised as military parades
birth of day today :D
as your president, i promise not to hold any birthday celebrations disguised as military parades
nah how they gonna save the city of townsville now 
By The Wasted Onion: UK To Ban Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice
LONDON—Pledging to put the nation at the forefront of what it sees as the next evolution in public health, the UK government has introduced a new bill to the House of Commons Friday that will ban sugar, spice and everything nice if passed into law. “Today, this government is taking bold action to create the first sugar, spice and everything nice free generation, clamping down on people getting hooked on sugary snacks, spicy food that has actual flavour, and ensuring we keep the UK a joyless shithole that continues to be a laughing stock of the world over,“ said Health and Social Care Secretary Wes Streeting while giving the first reading of the No More Fun Forever Bill to the Commons. “Sugar, spice and everything nice has a devastating impact on thousands of lives across the UK in exciting and fulfilling ways each year. Tough measures must be taken to ensure future generations don’t smile too much because of having any fun whatsoever.” When asked to clarify what “everything nice” meant in practical terms, Streeting said that alongside banning the aforementioned sugar and spice, the bill would also ban sunrises, sunsets, video games, books, holidays, hugs, kisses, sex, kittens, puppies, sunny days, playgrounds, TV, films, music, festivals, BBQs, nature, the internet and anything else the government deemed would “bring a sense of happiness” to UK residents. At press time, the government confirmed the bill would mandate nightclubs could only play music that brought no joy to its patrons, with nightclub owners responding that only Ed Sheeran’s music would fit the potential new requirement.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @eris, thank you!
