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if jeffalo was a failed pokemon spinoff

league of legends players: “hey, i’ve seen this one!”

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
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i’m considering using linux more often, what distros do you guys recommend?

(at the moment i currently plan on using kubuntu, but i just wanted to hear people’s feedback)

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posted this in tfh but i‘ll repost it here:

when do you guys reckon the walt disney company will cease to exist? 80 years from now?

that’s basically every kirby game’s final boss battle.

phase 1, hard enough to qualify as a boss battle, phase 2, pretty hard, intermission cutscene where the bad guy rants about world domination for 20 minutes, phase 3, much harder than before, phase 4, another brief tangent about world domination, a ridiculous unnecessarily violent over the top final boss battle, and then a cute end cutscene where Kirby takes a nap or something.

I stopped playing Spider-Man 2 because I beat a boss, phase 2, beat it, phase 3, ok whatever, beat it, phase 4??? Nah...

i hate it when ur playing a game and theres tons of cutscenes and you like just wanna skip them but u cant cuz theyre the tutorial and u dont understand anything theyre saying - they just go on and on and on for way too long about things you dont even need to know

glad to hear you’re making the morally right decision and not taking advantage of that :)

I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
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i signed up for neocities just now. now remind me how html works again?

https://minikiwigeek2.neocities.org

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we have the wombat, why can’t we have the womcat

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does anyone actually use the highlight option for their posts?

okay this is crazy

this is stick-minikiwigeek. he looks like every other stick figure i’ve drawn, except he’s got a hat.

i drew him several years ago, and i’ve been drawing him ever since.

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u can only have one for rest of life, choose wisely

1.) twitter 💀

2.) wasteof.money 😎

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i’m distributing free waffles to anyone who wants one, just ask 🥞

he protec

he attac

but most importantly

he quac