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@kiwi
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was active on wasteof from 2022 to 2026-ish; left indefinitely for personal reasons. greatly enjoyed the time i got to spend here - thanks guys
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tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)

Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.

I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.

You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.

Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.

I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

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facts again

As you can see, a wild @kiwi immediately triangulated my location, and came to me with a stack of pancakes.

Thanks for tuning in on today's episode of Wasteof Geographic, later we will cover the truely elusive @lily. See you then!

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Thank you for joining us and welcome back to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today, we are looking at the elusive creature @kiwi. Our scientists have been observing one that they tracked down for a little while now, and now we have a rough idea about this creature.

This wasteofer seems to be obsessed with boxes, and they talk constantly quiet and calm, even if observations show they're mad. You can only call one over if you're within it's hearing range, in which you simply just loudly say something along the lines of, "Can I have a pancake, please?" Upon saying this, the creature will immediately triangulate your location and come to you, not only gracing you with it's presence, but also some pancakes.

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2024-2024

we’re so back

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we’re so back

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this feels like a blink and you’ll miss it moment in wasteof history

bro is older than wasteof 💀

finally, i can unleash my inner oren

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idk what’s really going on here, but congrats @oren, you got a custom button

even better than verified lol

wow, it’s so nice that everyone found this underrated scratcher and decided to follow him at exactly the same time within a 24-hour period! 😇😇😇

this is a rather compelling argument you’ve made! however, i do feel that there’s a much better solution to the problem:

C A K E

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thank you so much for 4 followers!!!11!

10 likes on youtube: yeah, good luck with getting that channel off the ground

10 likes on scratch: you’re clearly onto something here

10 likes on wasteof: congratulations, you just won the internet

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logged onto scratch expecting to hear news about scratch.love, instead i got… whatever happened with blocklive.

go follow @pixilized, i risked my scratch account potentially getting banned by inviting him to the website! :D