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Hi
Wall

I have read your comments and after some extensive research and analysis, I have decided that I will try and move to Switzerland. 🇨🇭

Switzerland provides beautiful weather and attractions, excellent business opportunities, amazing privacy protection laws, excellent diplomacy and neutrality, a powerful passport, and other protections and freedoms that would otherwise be difficult or impossible to obtain in the United States, all while being one of the safest nations on earth.

Switzerland is not perfect, of course, especially since it is harder to get into and it can also be more expensive, but it is a better nation than the United States, and at this point, I don’t think a nation like Switzerland would be a bad place to move to.

For now, however, I am stuck in the United States until I get enough cash to actually live in Switzerland. It will be a painful road ahead, but I’m ready for the journey. I plan to live there by 2030 or even sooner.

Switzerland, here I come ❤️❤️🇨🇭❤️❤️

If I ever get enough money, I’m leaving America. 🇺🇸

There’s just better countries out there to live in, and America is slowly becoming worse every 1-2 years, and I don’t want to stay in a sinking ship a few years from now.

Do you guys know which nations I should move to?

For now, my favorite choices are:

  1. The United Arab Emirates

  2. Singapore

  3. Switzerland

  4. Chile

  5. Qatar

  6. North Macedonia

  7. Oman

  8. Taiwan

  9. Japan

  10. Rwanda

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The BlazePhone will be built by me and Clef Bozos for some absolute bullshit of a profit

the wasted onion reports the news before it happens

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Congrats, you’ve earned this

you are now looking at the new owner of @blaze

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I can confirm this

This is not a joke. I have bought the Blaze domain from KyleTech and I now also own the @Blaze account. I have some fun stuff (hopefully) on the way. So keep an eye out for that. The Wasted Onion always wins.

Also just an FYI, I own the domain but the transfer is not complete yet, so I can’t update or host anything on the blazeapp.net domain yet. I shall keep you posted!

But for now, please laugh, I wasted real world money on this joke.

Dear Blazers,

Today is your day of reckoning. Ever since the creation of Blaze in the shadows where only the most powerful play. For years, we have had Blaze slip from our fingers multiple times, yet, we persevered.

I am excited and aroused to announce that The Wasted Company has acquired Blaze. From here on out, The Flame Of Social Media is in the hands of the same prestigious corporation that owns The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, alongside Theranos, Enron, Wirecard, and Fyre Festival.

Say goodbye to the old Blaze, for it is dead and buried six feet deep. I personally shot it behind a barn to put it out of its misery. The new Blaze begins now, The Flame Of Truth will shine bright in ways that were once thought unimaginable. No more will Blaze collect all of your personal information, it will now collect your very soul.

Prepare for greatness, just like our work at The Wasted Onion, Blaze will be your one-stop-shop for beautiful, completely asinine bullshit.

Hold on fucking tight.

Clef Bozos, CEO, The Wasted Company.

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@blaze is now owned by Auriali.

a new era for the platform will begin soon.

Thank you to everyone who supported Blaze as a social media, we will see where it goes from here.

Okay, I’m just gonna give blazeapp.net for free, I just need it gone. Any takers?

I have also gotten rid of the website

Things balze has gotten rid of thanks to me so far

  • The blaze group

  • The blaze safety group

  • Blaze Chat

And things blaze has added thanks to me so far

  • Captchas when posting (this doesn't even affect the API I used to spam lmaoooo)

  • Sign up approvals

also ratio

Hey Blazers,

Please read this importance notice regarding our chatting feature. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Blaze

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Hello Blazers,

Blaze is dead. For real, this time.

I am no longer interested in keeping the website open.

I will be selling the domain to someone else soon.

Thank you for all your support.

Sincerely,

Blaze

RIP - April 23, 2023 - September 28, 2026

As @thrat’s head of the Department of Education (for wasteof, not America), I am proud to announce that student loans will be replaced with grants based on student needs and income (not just household income).

The cap will be $15,000 yearly per student with a minimum of $4,500 yearly.

wasteof deserves an educated workforce for all.

If you have $1,000,000,000,000 to spend, what would you spend it on?

edit: and why?

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Won’t run for the @election this time. Good luck to you all ❤️🇨🇭

Switzerland lost… 🇨🇭💔

SWITZERLAND WON 🇨🇭❤️

If they win against Messi, then things will actually be insane

I have read your comments and after some extensive research and analysis, I have decided that I will try and move to Switzerland. 🇨🇭

Switzerland provides beautiful weather and attractions, excellent business opportunities, amazing privacy protection laws, excellent diplomacy and neutrality, a powerful passport, and other protections and freedoms that would otherwise be difficult or impossible to obtain in the United States, all while being one of the safest nations on earth.

Switzerland is not perfect, of course, especially since it is harder to get into and it can also be more expensive, but it is a better nation than the United States, and at this point, I don’t think a nation like Switzerland would be a bad place to move to.

For now, however, I am stuck in the United States until I get enough cash to actually live in Switzerland. It will be a painful road ahead, but I’m ready for the journey. I plan to live there by 2030 or even sooner.

Switzerland, here I come ❤️❤️🇨🇭❤️❤️

If I ever get enough money, I’m leaving America. 🇺🇸

There’s just better countries out there to live in, and America is slowly becoming worse every 1-2 years, and I don’t want to stay in a sinking ship a few years from now.

Do you guys know which nations I should move to?

For now, my favorite choices are:

  1. The United Arab Emirates

  2. Singapore

  3. Switzerland

  4. Chile

  5. Qatar

  6. North Macedonia

  7. Oman

  8. Taiwan

  9. Japan

  10. Rwanda

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My bad, didn’t know I deleted that post.

but yeah, everything I said in that post is what I think of this situation right there

surprise post from kyletech

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If I ever get enough money, I’m leaving America. 🇺🇸

There’s just better countries out there to live in, and America is slowly becoming worse every 1-2 years, and I don’t want to stay in a sinking ship a few years from now.

Do you guys know which nations I should move to?

For now, my favorite choices are:

  1. The United Arab Emirates

  2. Singapore

  3. Switzerland

  4. Chile

  5. Qatar

  6. North Macedonia

  7. Oman

  8. Taiwan

  9. Japan

  10. Rwanda

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