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• 2:00-4:30 in the afternoon

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SHOWER THOUGHT: the only thing you can legally steal from a parked car is a child.

Have you ever felt the pain of not having a way to capture a scent? Last night, I found an object that has an interesting odor, and multiple times my brain has just said “oh, just use your phone to-“ before realizing that even in our modern world, with phones being the go-to storage vessels for everything from images to ideas to banana poems, phones can’t store smells.

11/1/23 
 Going swimming
 Dangerously placed gems
 Hazel
 Punching a fish in the mouth
 Revealing my abandoned Halloween plans
 A weird way of consoling someone
 A conspicuous blue dress

11/3/23 
 A floaty pink creature in TLoZ:TotK
 Some sort of kidnapping
 "Keep your titanium car safe from others with CRUISE CONTROL!"

According to my dreams, if you charge an iPhone 13 mini (my phone) using a charging block made for charging an iPhone 15 Pro, the phone will flip out from the high wattage and blast your local emergency alert siren until you unplug it. Which is absolutely bogus, because an actual iPhone will communicate with its charging block to get the wattage down to a safe level.

Besides, I once charged an iPad Air 2 using a charging block made for a MACBOOK PRO . . .

10/31/23 
 High-wattage iPhone charging

Be aware that Apple decided to hold a last-minute special event at 5pm PT (6pm MT, 7pm CT, 8pm ET) tonight. https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

10/26/23 
 Going for Cresia Pit Mine
 Replaying TloZ:TotK with wild visual bugs
 Armchair c********
 MCL cross-references

10/27/23 
 A Dolpinio in the Jewel Kingdom-style game
 Shrine
 *Something*-ZERO

Yesterday, I had a sore throat. My parents told me that it was a viral infection, but I have a sinking feeling that I got it from laughing my butt off at a British comedy show the previous day.

That would be the manhole cover that got launched by Operation Plumbbob.

In theory, you could change the Earth’s rotation speed using reaction wheels built on the poles. The only problem is that these reaction wheels would have to be comparable in mass to the Earth itself, which opens up some problems. Among the ones I can think of:

• A special motor and axle would have to be made to handle the extreme weight of the wheel.

• Making an object comparable in mass to the Earth is an obviously difficult task.

• They could use less mass and get the same result by spinning the wheels faster. However, if they relied too much on the spinning, the wheel might spin so fast that centrifugal force destroys it.

10/19/23 
 Link wearing a giant cherry blossom dress
 Dragon delusions
 New "restraint" food/armor property
 The source of the Like Tongue Forest from the previous dream
 Power lines

10/20/23 
 Barehanded cat eye surgery
 Doing a "foot lap"

(extra details available on request)

When it comes to fullscreen popup boxes, I prefer to not respond to them. That means either refreshing the page or IE-ing it out.

10/18/23 
 The US threatens to annex a country (Malaysia?)
 Like Tongue Forest
 "Look out, the cave is wet!"

What if the first-second-third person system kept going?

• In first person, the story is narrated by a character. “I head for the patch of wild mint. But I see them moving; something’s already in them.“

• In second person, the story is narrated by an in-universe you. “You head for the patch of wild mint. Something is moving in them.“

• In third person, the story is narrated by an unseen in-universe entity. “Kemi is headed for the patch of wild mint, but she notices something moving in them.“

• In fourth person, the story is about someone reading the book. “Kemi goes for the patch of wild mint. But there’s something moving in them . . . what is it?“

• In fifth person, the story is narrated by you reading the book. “You turn the page. You read that Kemi is moving towards the patch of wild mint, in spite of an unidentified entity.“

• In sixth person, the story is narrated by an unseen entity watching you read the book. “Kathee turns the page. As she reads, she raises her eyebrows slightly.“

Windows 10: “To skip disk check, press any ke-“

Me: *destroys keyboard with Black Hinox-level pounding*

10/15/23 
 Sea people
 Swift sailing in shark-infested waters
 A sort of mission summary battle map

Me: *musing out loud* “Hmm . . . what will I do next . . .“

My Last Brain Cell: *imitating Malanya* “SHALL I MAKE YOU MY NEXT MEAL?“

If you’re wondering what my rendition of “furry dragons“ looks like, come and feast your eyes!

https://chiroyce1.github.io/image/?184946464c02777c3ead2a3b806c9ef7.svg

And, as usual, the dream log:

10/9/23 
 The Human Resources rotary hole
 Igneous rocks

10/12/23 
 "They were also wearing gloves."
 Blowing fine sand
 Code flowchart

10/13/23 
 Ice cup
 A sudden urge to make pancakes
 "Look at how many bricks I've stolen!"

How much border color should I be using?

https://chiroyce1.github.io/image?9c0dcfe07c4deb3066f8ff7daf1e44c0.png

(ty mybearworld for showing me this redirect tool)

More nails on Chaimakia’s Species:

• On their feet, they have four claws and a dewclaw-like claw on their wrist that serves as a sort of thumb. They don’t really have a use for it.

• They have no physical sex, due to not having a natural body. Any male/female identity in the species exists only as a gender identity.

• They reproduce asexually. By reproducing, they create a new inner body “froth“, which, again, does not come with a dedicated body, and must be supplied.

• Secondary “parent“ kinship ties only exist as a social construct. Due to they way they reproduce, a member of the species only has one biological parent.