The best references are multi-layered and combine references to well-known media, foreign/obscure media references, and inside jokes. Thus, I will take the liberty of saying . . .
EVERYONE'S A TEAL DRESS
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0% 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70%Icelandic Waters #1: “We’re never going to make it there . . .”
Icelandic Waters #2: “Bust out the iPad, the rocking chair, and the sandwich cookies. It's time to put up that Hunting Corner persistence once more!”
Icelandic Waters #1: “. . . Are you sure that's safe?”
CALENDAR OF POTENTIAL PIXEL CAT'S END UPDATE TIMEFRAMES
Major updates are released on Sundays, up to twice a month, and are announced about 2 days in advance
EARTH DATE: 25.1.21 | FEBRUARY | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.10 | SUMMER
Icelandic Waters #1: “I just knew that an Odyssey sequel would be on the red list . . ! If you didn't get it, that's a nod at what's been leaked of the plot so far.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “AY! THEY MISSPELLED BREATH OF THE WILD!”
FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…
I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.
Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”
(People have all sorts of names for the sides, or temples, of spectacle frames. I have heard them called “legs”, “props”, “wings”, and “crutches”, among other things. A very strident woman marches into our practice with her teenage daughter in tow.)
Customer: *loudly* “I want you to spread my daughter’s legs. They won’t go behind her ears.”
Me: *speechless*
Customer’s Daughter: *speechless and cringing with embarrassment*
- The Terrors Of Terminology from Not Always Right
Attempting manual translation via strategy 'BLYTHE.HEG'...
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Data shelved for involved cracking.EARTH DATE: 25.1.13 | FEBRUARY | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.2 | SUMMER
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????
Pariki: “AAAUUGGHH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TWO DRAGONS DIED TODAY?! THIS IS . . . THIS IS MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE!!”
Icelandic Waters: “It's past ten. Shut up and drink your lemonade.”
FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…
I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.
Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”
My family seems to be making a habit of watching Studio Ghibli movies. We just finished rewatching Howl’s Moving Castle, which was the first movie we've watched. On top of that, we have watched My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away, which is my personal favorite for obvious reasons. My family just bought a permanent license for all 5 of those movies, and my sister remarked that there were several leftover movies in the library! Perhaps we may see a second phase of Project Nostophobia 2 in the future . . .
Reminder that Rain Meadow is now available on the Steam Workshop: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3388224007
