Colubrine Sector Log - 1.3.C
> Scan directory '/977950/30123788' for .OGG files.
Scan successful. File copied to 'landonharter/Downloads'.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Warning! Geometric parsing failed on file 'yunlon.png'. Continuing...
Analysis of of 'yunlon.png' complete. Geometric conflicts resolved.
Entity identified as species of interest <372466-3278376-268476>.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Entity detected in file cluster 'controlpanel[1..3].png'. Data recorded.
< "Ugh, it's another one of those . . . peanut gallery inception rooms."
> Abort subroutine due to time limitations
Analysis subroutine ended. Continuing file management routine.
< "This is so awkward . . ."
< "...AY! Don't risk an industrial accident, punk!"(TW;DU: Landon spots a dragon while dissecting a Steam Workshop item and gets severely sidetracked)
NIGHTY MORNING!! I STAYED UP TO MIDNIGHT FOR THIS; PLEASE LET ME IN AND MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE!!
CURRENT DATESTAMP: 24.12.28
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CURRENT DATESTAMP: 10.D.35
EVENT A: ONGOING - ENDS IN 4 DAYS
EVENT B: UPCOMING - BEGINS IN 1 DAY
EVENT C: UPCOMING - BEGINS IN 1 DAY
EVENT D: UPCOMING - OCCURS IN 4 DAYS
EVENT E: UPCOMING - BEGINS IN 15 DAYS
EMBER TWIN PROJECT REPORT
LIST OF CURRENT OBJECTIVES IN LIFE (12.24.D; CURRENT -> LATER)
Get out of moving vehicle
Find place to rest
Assemble device infrastructure
Recover from fatigue
Secure a presence on Pixel Cat's End
Figure out what's going on with my left leg
Learn about the Unsustainability
Keep myself stable and sustained
100 attempts later, I'm surprised I've come this far! I still can't reliably handle a rhombus at such high speeds, but through plenty of persistence, I am halfway there!
CURRENT DATESTAMP: 24.12.23
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CURRENT DATESTAMP: 10.D.30
EVENT A: 24.12.24 / 10.D.31 -(09)- 25.01.01 / 10.D.39
EVENT B: 24.12.29 / 10.D.36 -(07)- 25.01.04 / 10.D.42
EVENT C: 24.12.29 / 10.D.36 -(14)- 25.01.11 / 10.D.49
EVENT D: 25.01.01 / 10.D.39
EVENT E: 25.01.12 / 11.A.01The Left-Right-Wrong Conundrum
As you probably know, there is a right and a wrong side for mounting . . . the horse, that is. The right side happens to be the wrong side. This leaves us the left, which is right. Therefore, since the left is right, and the right the wrong, we begin by placing the left foot - that's the right foot - in the left stirrup, which is right, being the left of course, since the right would be wrong. Now, this is important enough to bear repeating: remember that since the right is always wrong, the left has to be right; ALRIGHT? Now, this happens to be the wrong side, which sometimes leads to slight difficulties.
I just found a new contender for the weirdest out-of-context quote out there: “Look, you know the rules; if you want to go to space, you either ride a motorcycle up some stairs or eat a bookbag full of butter.” Bonus points if you figure out where I found that.
you tried
Icelandic Water Dragon: *reading a short writing of mine, recovered from an old device*
1. Untrapped
After a massive explosion, Blue woke up beside Coyhead lake. It was slightly raining, but he felt much better then before. He knew that he would find Red soon, but he would never go into the dessert ever again.
The slight precipitation turned into a minimum sprinkle, then there was no rain. No boss. No coy bots. No cell. No over-enlarged green Coywolf.
At night, there was a 2-hour rainfall that made Blue slowly fall asleep.
2. Birds and Boats
In the morning, Blue got awoken by a clicking noise. When he opened an eye, he saw a small sphere was bouncing in front of him. Then, at an unexpected moment, THUMP! A tree near Blue shook and bent.
Behind it, there was a cyan and violet coy. Slowly, it approached Blue. But before the coy could get near him, Blue shouted "Who are you?"
The coy stepped back a little. Then he responded "I am Birds, a leadear of Rain pack. I found you using my rain field" Behind Birds was a dark green and blue coy, half covered in a coy bot suit. "My brother, he will come out in a sec"
Icelandic Waters: “You know, it wouldn't be too hard to reformat this into a Rain World fanfic. There are already plenty of brotherships in the fandom; there's no reason not to contribute.”
Icelandic Water Dragon: “Whatever we do with these, I'm still disappointed that the original writings were desecrated . . . by me, no less.”
*vaguely remembers encountering this song in a Rhythm Doctor level*
*retrieves the level from rhythm.cafe, reformats and unzips it, runs the OGG file through Audacity, adds metadata, and saves it to the RW-570 audio library*
“Check it out, I'm in the house . . . like-carpet.”
