@mef

Have the people on here heard about Bungie’s next game Marathon?

It’s been a pretty hot topic lately because the reactions have been really mixed

Personally I’m optimistic about the game itself, with a healthy amount of skepticism, but I am absolutely obsessed with the art holy shit it is exactly the sort of thing I love.

also here’s the yt channel for it if you want to check it out yourself https://m.youtube.com/@MarathonTheGame

happy weed bunny day, I’m going to eat a dandelion to celebrate

WHAT IS UP GAMERS

I’ve been working on this project for a few months now, it’s definitely not complete yet, but it’s been a while and I’ve been itching to show people.

While it isn’t done yet, it is at a stage where it is definitely playable, and I would love to get some feedback and any suggestions you have. Don’t be afraid to tell me you think it sucks, because I want to know that before I spend even more time on this!

link: https://editor.p5js.org/7vector/full/NlnUSedYI (best played in fullscreen, mobile devices not supported)

Reactive is a game about operating a sci-fi nuclear reactor aboard a spaceship hauling cargo for some faceless corporation. You are a brain in a box autonomous operator, who’s purpose is to operate the ship’s systems, primarily its reactor (which is the only thing that is available for now). A few moments of distraction could have catastrophic consequences. You’ll also need to communicate with the maintenance team to have things repaired when they break.

The game is planned to be a rougelike-ish game somewhat similar to FTL, except you’re not the captain. This includes buying upgrades, combat, and an end destination. I’m also planning on adding achievements for getting endings, doing feats, and finding secrets. All of this stuff (in this paragraph) is just a plan and has no release date right now.

you are now being attacked by a swarm of hungry locusts

Ok, so I’ve decided that I’m going to start playing The Finals instead of Phantom Forces because I’ve wasted way too much of my life on that game and I want to play something that’s actually fun. (and also I have a gaming laptop, why am I maining a ROBLOX fps lol)

Anyways I am not regretting it, holy shit this game is fun. why did I stop playing in the first place?? Sunk cost fallacy can kiss my ass (as in I had unlocked a ton of weapons in PF after playing for years).

me seeing everyone getting kicked from the wom discord and feeling a sense of superiority even though I’m never active in it due to The People I Don’t Like™ being there

how would you feel if you were approached by a clown in a space station in orbit around Proxima Centauri?

answer now for a free _!

sorry about yesterday, an executive from some ai bro tech company tied me up in my closet and apparently made that post, as well as hanging up several posters of ai images.

luckily I broke free last night and killed him in… normal human ways (:

who am I kidding, I mauled him and then folded him 4th dimensionally with the device

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I played Rain World: The Watcher for at least ten hours this weekend

minor spoilers in comments

but what if we creatured it up in here

just bought the new Watcher DLC for Rain World (released today!)

if anyone posts even vague spoilers I will kill you to death

wasteof feed simulator

person 1: hey so this new thing is releasing

person 2: I hate [insert annoying tech thing here]

person 3: [highly esoteric and niche reference]

bot 1: [interesting fact]

person 4: hey guys I’m doing really awesome things and having a great life

person 3: [an explanation to the previous post that leaves more questions than answers]

markovmoney: [markovmoney post]

person 5: [blatant lies]

person 6: why is there a man outside my window

person 2: wow, so AI just told me to end myself “before it happens”?? wtf

person 3: if the sky is red you’ll bleed (*internal screaming*)

person 4: did anyone else get this weird alert on their phone, sorta worried ngl

person 7 (who hasn’t been online in years): what’s going on

bot 1: [error message due to the website they were using going down]

person 1: dang, apparently Nintendo is going on hiatus for a month because their offices are unsafe??

person 3: only in Ohio am I right (don’t look)

person 6: guys I think we’re not going to be ok

markovmoney: [markovmoney post]

person 4: [picture from the top of a mountain] here’s one of the pictures from my trip

work at a pizza place is a great way to yell at children and get a superiority complex

half of the manager role is just yelling “WORK.” at kids who clearly barely know how to play the game and its so much fun

the other half is doing everyone else’s jobs for them