@mef

Hello Everyone!

We are excited to announce that we will soon be rebranding this account alongside the release of our newest product!

Haze™

Haze is a new and exciting way of consuming media: content creators and wait times between new videos are a thing of the past! With our cutting edge AI technology, you can now watch anything, anytime, anywhere! Simply ask our AI for a video, and you’ll have incredible content to watch in a matter of seconds! Subscribe to Haze +, and as you ask for videos, our algorithms will predict what you want to watch, and pre-generate videos for you! Share prompts with friends, and chat with bots about what you liked about the videos! Boredom is a thing of the past!

Stay tuned for when we launch this incredible new platform! We hope to see you there!

I played Rain World: The Watcher for at least ten hours this weekend

minor spoilers in comments

but what if we creatured it up in here

just bought the new Watcher DLC for Rain World (released today!)

if anyone posts even vague spoilers I will kill you to death

wasteof feed simulator

person 1: hey so this new thing is releasing

person 2: I hate [insert annoying tech thing here]

person 3: [highly esoteric and niche reference]

bot 1: [interesting fact]

person 4: hey guys I’m doing really awesome things and having a great life

person 3: [an explanation to the previous post that leaves more questions than answers]

markovmoney: [markovmoney post]

person 5: [blatant lies]

person 6: why is there a man outside my window

person 2: wow, so AI just told me to end myself “before it happens”?? wtf

person 3: if the sky is red you’ll bleed (*internal screaming*)

person 4: did anyone else get this weird alert on their phone, sorta worried ngl

person 7 (who hasn’t been online in years): what’s going on

bot 1: [error message due to the website they were using going down]

person 1: dang, apparently Nintendo is going on hiatus for a month because their offices are unsafe??

person 3: only in Ohio am I right (don’t look)

person 6: guys I think we’re not going to be ok

markovmoney: [markovmoney post]

person 4: [picture from the top of a mountain] here’s one of the pictures from my trip

work at a pizza place is a great way to yell at children and get a superiority complex

half of the manager role is just yelling “WORK.” at kids who clearly barely know how to play the game and its so much fun

the other half is doing everyone else’s jobs for them

WDOT ANNOUNCEMENT

We are now mandating that all cars have a huge rubber bumper around them. All costs of this new feature for your vehicle(s) will be fully subsidized for all citizens with an income under $100,000 a year.

We do not expect this to reduce total accidents, if anything it may increase them. The primary goal of this new mandate is to make them a lot funnier (and also somewhat less lethal).

you know I’m bored when I make a post on all 5 of my accounts within an hour

[CONCEPT]
game with a sanity meter, but you have a phone/portable console
playing games will slightly restore your sanity

so it turns out that that was a lie (watch me jinx myself)

ohhhh noooooo I think I’m about to get sick again :(

gamers, undertale is currently 1$ ON STEAM

): this is so sad

#justiceForAuriali #justiceForDa-ta

why do I keep posting these things just on my alt

nah, yall get exposed to it too