@mef

Can we take this moment to appreciate how adorable the lizards in rain world are and that someone made a mod that actually shows them sleeping with you when you tame them and it’s so cute

I had a random thought, not that it’s likely to ever happen but if I were to die at the bottom of the ocean in a submarine, I would have 2 wishes:

1. Do not recover my body if it’s even possible

2. Whoever makes the best story about me being reincarnated as a leviathan gets my inheritance, bonus points if you can get people to believe it

3. If you somehow can revive me then ignore part 1 and do that, extra bonus points if you revive me as a leviathan and I get to eat ships

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I was thinking: “if basically everyone in the Pokemon universe has creatures that are basically living weapons, then why aren’t there more robberies and murders?“

I then realized that

1. it’s a kids game

2. everyone has them so its more normalized and creates less of a feeling of power (or something idk)

3. there ARE frequent robberies/muggings, those people on those random trails who battle you? That’s just legalized mugging. If you win, they hand over money, if they win, you hand over money.

(this has no relation to real life issues its just a post about pokemon)

don’t you love it when a teacher assigns a project on something you’ve barely learned about because all the information you have on it is some points on a slideshow that was posted on google classroom because they’re absent and they don’t even give you the due date and the only information you have is that it could possibly be due next class because its homework

I feel like it would be good for my mental health if I could do a wyvern screech

Oh yeah I just remembered that the other thing I was obsessed with was space/spaceships, hmmm yes time to see if I can smash this together with my obsession with dragons to see what happens

[SYSTEM WARNING] eepy

Counter argument: neocities exists

THE GAYS

why is the concept of a dragon wielding a giant sword in its mouth so cool to me

like, imagine going off to slay this thing and its both bigger than you and it has a bigger sword than you and its staring you down with the most smug grin you’ve ever seen, and its not even a human.

maybe I should draw this…

man, the gourmand campaign is really fun to mess around with, its the last one I haven’t beat yet (besides hunter)

(Ick normalposting)

Why are pre made meals at least 5x better when you add cut up vegetables and a bit of chicken or protein

Like what is this sorcery

there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter

• be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)

• cause drama by appearing to be someone else

• be a seagull and poop on bad people

• make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real

• be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat

• be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things

• be a creepy thing in the woods

• be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain

• impersonate political or religious figures

• be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season

• be an exact copy of someone’s pet and see their owner’s reaction

• pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that you’re actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)

• scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster

• have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever

• be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)