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Thanks @esben for revealing the truth about tallpeter. I will be the President who always speaks the truth, even when it hurts me.
How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
Same for me #votefororen
the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:
thanks!
#kiwiLate2025
The best city supporting the best candidate! Thank you!
This
Kiwi, mrowlsss, and all the other candidates are heavy on promises, and light on reality. I think in realistic terms, trying to do what I actually can for YOU. Sure, it would be “funny” to have a President who does that. But I can give you results.
Give me one year, and I will prove myself as the best President on wasteof ever! Vote for a better community. Vote for Oren! #votefororen
Just how are you going to provide free waffles? There are currently 5910 wasteof users (and growing!) on the site[0], and a standard eggo waffle costs $0.267 per waffle[1].
This comes to a cost of 5910×$0.267=$1,577.97! This is exactly 1577.97x as large as the wasteof budget!
To all wasteof users: Kiwi’s claim of free waffles is simply a fantasy, unsupported by the wasteof budget. Vote for truth. VOTE FOR OREN! #votefororen
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These are FALSE numbers. I call ELECTION FRAUD. The crooked kiwis and orens are at it again. I demand a RECOUNT of all in person and mail in ballots. We all know who is really winning this race.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Do you want a site that just meets the minimum? Just barely scrapes by? With me as president, we can take wasteof to its full potential!! #votefororen
…and with that, the cabinet is complete! Vote for us, and we’ll continue to make wasteof meet or exceed the minimum acceptable standard.
Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness
Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:
“@kiwi" – President
“@late” – Vice President
“@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda
“@toaks” – Treasurer
“@eris” – Defense
“@esben” – Attorney General
“@souple” – Agriculture
“@owl” – Commerce
“@chester” – National Intelligence
“@radi8” - Health
“@da-ta” - Design
“@wynd” - Housing
“@luckythecat” - Transportation
“@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy
“@thrat” – Education
“@salad” – Homeland Security
“@noodle” – United Nations
“@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef
“@oren” - Foreign Affairs
“@wastedonion” - Town Crier
“@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia
“@waffles” - Waffle Distribution
“@rayne” - Weather Service
“@han” - Hatch Department
“@jeffalo” – King
Thank you @jeffalo for voting for me! That genuinely means a lot. Every one of y’all’s votes do.
This whole week is very meaningful to me as it was this week 2 years ago that my life was changed at camp by meeting Jesus. I’ve never been the same.
And this campaign just shows the great community that we have here. I’m very thankful for all of you and even if I don’t win, I still love this site and y’all. Let’s go 
#votefororen
We are currently 3 votes below kiwi. Let’s push ahead y’all! VOTE FOR OREN if you haven’t already!
Kiwi is not going to do anything for you as president. Do you want a President who makes merch, an app, and makes wasteof more fun and inclusive? Then vote for me!
Unrelated to the election, NC Senator Thom Tillis has earned a lot of my respect for going against the big budget bill Trump is trying to pass. Yes, he is a Republican but he showed a lot of spine and actual care for North Carolina citizens by not blindly passing the bill. Unlike our other Senator Tedd Budd who just took Trump’s partisan yap without questioning. I would totally vote for him if he ran again.
As President, I will work with jeffalo and the designers of wasteof to produce wasteof merch and make it drip to the best of my ability!