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July 4, 2023
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go follow @oren what else are you doing with your life

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End this fake news. The Oren-grunkle campaign is currently 1 vote ahead. Join the team by VOTING FOR OREN! #votefororen

@kiwi is winning! Good job guys! We will soon find out who the goat really is.

I just called my US representative

Hopefully others are doing the same in my district and everywhere so that they can have the courage to be reasonable

Phone calls still make me kinda anxious for some reason so it was tougher than writing a letter (and I’m just now realizing I forgot to say something) but I love my country and want to feel like I’m doing something

I like this election campaign a lot because there’s so many twists and turns. Like kiwi can pull ahead, and then I come back and take the lead, and so on. It’s very back and forth.

#votefororen to keep wasteof elections fun!

We are soooo close! VOTE OREN to take wasteof to its full potential! #votefororen

election results so far

the race has not yet been called by the ap

edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one

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@grahamsh just voted for me. The mods know that I am the best choice for a stable, peaceful, fun, and drama-free wasteof. VOTE FOR OREN to make wasteof better and keep it that way! #votefororen

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Ok, I think this should just be a guaranteed thing that every candidate does

vote for me and i’ll petition to ban shilling cryptocurrencies on wasteof

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The election is currently TIED!! Vote for Oren to swing the balance! #votefororen

Thanks @esben for revealing the truth about tallpeter. I will be the President who always speaks the truth, even when it hurts me.

How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)

This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:

The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.

Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.

Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!

While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!

Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!

#StandDown #Notmypeter

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Same for me #votefororen

the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:

thanks!

#kiwiLate2025

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The best city supporting the best candidate! Thank you!

the city of new york is proud to endorse @oren

however we will not be voting

If anyone doesn’t know, jeffalo has voted for @Oren, and @kiwi said if they weren’t running they would vote for @Oren. If this isn’t proof who the best candidate is idk what is

#votefororen

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If anyone doesn’t know, jeffalo has voted for @Oren, and @kiwi said if they weren’t running they would vote for @Oren. If this isn’t proof who the best candidate is idk what is

#votefororen

Kiwi, mrowlsss, and all the other candidates are heavy on promises, and light on reality. I think in realistic terms, trying to do what I actually can for YOU. Sure, it would be “funny” to have a President who does that. But I can give you results.

Give me one year, and I will prove myself as the best President on wasteof ever! Vote for a better community. Vote for Oren! #votefororen

Just how are you going to provide free waffles? There are currently 5910 wasteof users (and growing!) on the site[0], and a standard eggo waffle costs $0.267 per waffle[1].

This comes to a cost of 5910×$0.267=$1,577.97! This is exactly 1577.97x as large as the wasteof budget!

To all wasteof users: Kiwi’s claim of free waffles is simply a fantasy, unsupported by the wasteof budget. Vote for truth. VOTE FOR OREN! #votefororen

Sources:

[0]: alpha.wasteof.money/stats

[1]: https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/frozen-waffles

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