@oren

I want to drive from NC to Alaska when I’m in college (to go to a national park)

I like driving long distances for some reason. And not because of the destination. I’d love to go on a 10 hour drive just to see a rock. I don’t know why.

Edit: For context we’re not actually going to see a rock. That was just an example

Driving from NC to southern Georgia today. 9 hour drive.

Correction, not actually tastier

"water isn't wet, it makes things wet" people when i drown them in a lake:

who else on here likes Travis Scott

Joke btw

There should be a "no one asked" policy on Twitter. If no one asked for your opinion, you're not allowed to give it

We’re literally not getting any work done

This is hilarious

I’m on a facetime call with some kids from my school (it’s for a school project)

One of the girls is literally eating yogurt on video

It’s disgusting

Bruh

Noooo this is a good season

OK this is literally goofy. The Tesla solar website says that they don't operate in my area, even though there's a house literally in my neighborhood which has tesla solar panels. Bruh.

It's because it's crank-operated, so it doesn't qualify as a machine gun

I just found out you can buy a Gatling gun that uses 22 rounds without any restrictions.

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