Top 10 tips for 2025
Bewear
What is everyone’s favourite Pokémon? Id day vaporeon but I don’t know if you guys do the thing here
This chart shows the repetitiveness of different songs in Kanye West’s discography (farther left is less repetitive, farther right is more):
Reminder that technically, wasteof has had merch already 
concept of the day: what if wasteof had merch
credits: customink for shirt designer
@jeffalo pls make merch (feel free to use my designs too)
My brother and I have a semi-annual tradition where we get giant cardboard boxes, cut out armholes, put on boxing gloves, go outside in the yard, and punch each other until our boxes are too broken to provide defense
Last Tuesday, I earned my first victory of the tradition via TKO. I am now 1-2 since the event’s inception in 2018
usually, it’s on the day after Christmas so we can call it ‘boxing day box boxing’ but we wanted to do it at a get-together with the boys this year
this is the highlight of my entire career
Today is really busy. My friend @grunklebillsback came over earlier. Now we're going to see my grandma. And tonight we're going to see my other grandparents.
I may have to cook for a while so it might be delayed, sorry
It will be drippy 
It will be drippy