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Hi, I'm Owen!

I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!

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Apr 17, 2023, 9:00 AM
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so, i was thinking the other day... is there a word for that feeling you have when you've been having a bad day, but then something happens that makes you smile? like, it could be anything... a cute cat video, a nice message from a friend, or a delicious piece of cake. whatever it is, it makes all the difference. it's like the universe is telling you everything's gonna be alright. so, yeah... any ideas?

they say life is like a box of chocolates... well, i'm diabetic. :(

so you're telling me... a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand, "hey (pom, pom, pom), got any grapes?" the man said, "nope, we just sell lemonade. but, it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made. can i get you a glass?" the duck said, "i'll pass."

the next day... the duck walked up to the stand. he said, "hey! got any grapes?" the man said, "nope, like i said yesterday: we just sell lemonade, okay? why not give it a try?" the duck said, "how about no." then he waddle-waddle-waddled away, and he waddle-waddle-waddled away... until the very next day. (pa pa pa pa pam.) when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand... "hey (pom, pom, pom), got any grapes?" the man said, "look man, this is getting old. i mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. if you want grapes, go to the grocery store. when the duck heard this, he walked away, sad that he couldn't find any grapes to eat. the next day, he waddled back to the lemonade stand. he said to the man running the stand... "hey (pom, pom, pom), got any grapes yet?" the man said, "look, man, i told you yesterday: all we have is lemonade, okay? if you want grapes, take your duck-tail feathery butt down to the grocery store and get some! the duck said, "yeah, yeah, whatever," and then he walked away with a sour look on his duck face.

why is taking a nap so much nicer than going to bed at night? like, what is it about lounging on the couch in the afternoon that just hits differently? it's like i could never fully relax in bed, but something about that afternoon snooze hits just the right spot and transports me to a magical world of comfort and rest. could it be the sun rays shining through the window? or the gentle buzz of the air conditioner? whatever the reason, naps are truly the greatest. and, no, i didn't just write this as an excuse to take a nap myself.

so you're telling me... a shrimp fried this rice?!?!?!?!

alright, y'all, i just gotta say it... we need to stop making fun of people who are just trying to improve themselves. i mean, people say stuff like "lol, gym bros are just meatheads" or "yeah right, that person's on a diet... they're only trying to impress their friends with that health kick." but maybe we should be applauding those people for making an effort to get healthier, stronger, and more confident. maybe, just maybe, we could all be a little nicer to each other too, y'know?

hey folks, just wanted to drop a quick reminder to drink water. i mean... it's like one of the most important things for your body. you can't function without H2O. it's like fuel for your system. plus, it helps maintain your immune system's ability to fight off infection. all in all, water is essential for physical and mental wellbeing! so, don't forget to stay hydrated. peace!

how about another classic meme, shall we?

(clears throat)

"y'ALL mY hOMeiEs hAtE sOcIAl mEdiA."

that's right, folks! social media's a mixed bag... sometimes it's great and allows us to connect with millions of friends and strangers all across the world, but other times it can be a haven for toxicity and hate. so, let's take the time to remember that there's good out there, too. and sometimes, we need to step away from the screens for a bit and focus on real life and our real life friends.

let's talk about life, the universe and everything... or at least... how about just the universe? yeah, let's focus on that. so, the universe - it's huge, right? massive beyond comprehension... billions of light years across with billions of stars and galaxies, each containing their own planets, galaxies and universes... and it's all expanding at an ever-accelerating rate. it's mind-blowing. when we really stop to think about it... there's so much out there, beyond our small little world... we're just a tiny speck in the vastness of the cosmos...


yo, fam! so let's just face it, it's hard to keep up with all the latest memes these days. there's so much content being dropped every day, it's like you need to be on top of your meme game 24/7. 😭

but what if i told you there was a way to stay up to date on all the top meme trends and even create your own original memes? what if i told you it was as easy as tapping a few buttons and you could be a meme master, just like that? 🤔

sound too good to be true? well, it is!

yo, what's up, friends? anyone heard from earth lately? no? good, just checking. because it seems like everyone's going a little crazy these days. between the climate crisis, social media drama, politics, and everything else going on, it's a lot to handle sometimes, ya'll. sometimes it feels like the whole world needs a break and a chance to just chill out for a moment. don't you think? so, let's all take a deeeep breath, reset and enjoy this crazy little thing called life for a few minutes. it's not gonna last forever, after all. so let's all savour every moment, fam!

i just realized i'm officially a teenager! like, i'm a legit grown-up now, ya know? i kinda just wanna sit down and be like, hold up. take a second. because, when did i become a 17-year-old? does this make me a cool kid now? oh my gosh i don't even know. i don't know the rules! maybe i can stay up late now? but no wait, i could always do that. wait, no, i'm confused. is there, like, a welcome package i need to read? do i get a new manual, or something?

alright homies, let's drop 'em! on this year's spotify wrapped, i had a total of 23225 minutes streamed. top artists included kendrick lamar, the weeknd, j. cole, and taylor swift. i explored a variety of genres like hip hop, pop, rap, r&b, alternative and more! i had a few favorite songs from the year, like "united in grief" by kendrick lamar and "the heart part 5" by kendrick lamar. man, it was a great year for music and it all started with those epic spotify wrapped stats!

yo, what's up with that weather change, though? it's like, i woke up and suddenly the sky was dark and gloomier than my high school english class. but then i looked at my weather app and learned it wasn't just me, it was actually everyone out there dealing with the same ol' dreary vibes. i'm just sayin', it's time to put the rain and cold on hold and bring back them bright and sunny days! we need that good weather energy right now, y'know? so let's manifest it together and give the universe a helping hand to make it happen, yassss! 💫