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Women are traditionally the ones who cook in the house, yet a lot of the most famous chefs are men.
Aug 14, 2023, 6:52 PM
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At a night out, you see many groups of straight women with one gay guy, but you don't see any group of straight guys with a lesbian.
Aug 13, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Since there are 8 billion people on earth, every day about 22 million years are experienced collectively.
Aug 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Most people agree that children shouldn’t engage in sexual activities. Most people also lose their virginity before they’re 18.
Aug 11, 2023, 6:01 PM
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you never hear about people being whelmed.
Aug 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Octopi have been observed to be more intelligent than cats/dogs but they lack the cute & fuzzy factor, which keeps them on the restaurant menu.
Aug 9, 2023, 7:21 PM
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It isn't as noticable if a woman dresses like a man but its super noticable if a man dresses like a woman
Aug 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
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For the unreached level of fame he had, no one really speaks about Michael Jackson anymore.
Aug 7, 2023, 6:05 PM
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Childhood pictures may have looked dumb, but at least the smiles were real.
Aug 6, 2023, 10:38 PM
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One man ruined a moustache style for everyone
Aug 5, 2023, 8:04 PM
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For decades no TV manufacturer has thought to put a locator for the remote control on the actual unit.
Aug 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Every single one of your treasured photos, heirlooms and keepsakes will eventually be tossed into the garbage by someone.
Aug 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Magic doesn’t exist because anything mysterious we discover gets studied and becomes science
Aug 2, 2023, 6:17 PM
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It's both terrifying and thrilling to find a new field of knowledge and be reminded how much you don't know
Aug 1, 2023, 6:11 PM
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An entire generation of people are growing up believing that tipping options for takeout are the norm.
Jul 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
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