[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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stealing from scavengers is fun and cool IF YOU DONT GET STABBED OW IT HURTS SO MUCH
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HE WAS MY BOY
MY SCRUNGLY LITTLE BOY
AND YOU TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME
WHY
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3:
I am so sorry little eggbug but you taste delicious and I am very hungy
EGH forget the water rain, it’s seemed like it’s been raining LIZARDS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LIZARDS THEY KEEP BITING ME AND ITS SO MEAN
LOUD PANICKED BREATHING
NONONONO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I AM BUT A SQUISHY BEAN