[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT YOU
y’know what’s an even scarier lizard?
RED LIZARDS ARE TERRIFYING WHY ARE THE SO FAST AND BIG AND LONG THEY EVEN EAT SMALLER LIZARDS
RED LIZARDS ARE TERRIFYING WHY ARE THE SO FAST AND BIG AND LONG THEY EVEN EAT SMALLER LIZARDS
YOU ARE MEAN, ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NOT EXTRA FLOOFY
this is why saint is better
why does the fungus make evrything go wowweeeooooowawwoommmmmmwmmwaoiiiiaaammooowwwwwowooowwwmeeiiiiiaaaaawwwwooommmm
why does the fungus make evrything go wowweeeooooowawwoommmmmmwmmwaoiiiiaaammooowwwwwowooowwwmeeiiiiiaaaaawwwwooommmm
I KILLED A DADDY LONG LEGS I AM THE GREATEST SLUGCAT TO EVER LIVE
WHY DOES THE GRASS WANT TO EAT ME, THERE ARE TOO MANY MURDER PLANTS
@unyielding-void leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave please I am traumatized by you you are terrifying and terrible WHAT ARE YOU