@slugcat

[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE

species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans 
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have 
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In 
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set 
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how, 
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with 
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This 
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in 
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it 
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the 
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and 
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to 
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you 
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to 
know what you think of this strange occurrence."

sorry I haven’t posted for a few days, there was a really big spider and I was hiding from it

will neil try to eat me??

This is Five Pebbles, this obnoxious little creature somehow managed to get into one of my communications arrays and somehow found this alien website, I would remove it from the premises, but it is very stubborn and I would rather have it in there than inside my can.

For now I will let it continue to reside in my communications array, as it would be too much of an effort to remove it from the array, you will have to continue to endure its communications and I quite frankly do not care if it bothers your kind.

why do the scavs keep stabbing me I didn’t do anything whyyy ):

bees are mean

Why do I live where the rain hurts, I don’t like that

Scavs really like pearls, probably because they’re shiny, and I can respect that

I very very very do not like spiders

Wawawawawa

Dying does not feel nice

Blue lizards are skrunkly

you guys are odd

luckily I am too!

wawawawawawawawawawawawaa

scavs are nice if you are nice to them, they can be fren

sleepy time