[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."
HUGHHHH MY EVERYTHING FEELS BAD THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I ATE GLUE
i should eat 5 mushrooms and post what happens
i still argue this is one of the best posts of all time
why does the fungus make evrything go wowweeeooooowawwoommmmmmwmmwaoiiiiaaammooowwwwwowooowwwmeeiiiiiaaaaawwwwooommmm
i should eat 5 mushrooms and post what happens
i still argue this is one of the best posts of all time
why does the fungus make evrything go wowweeeooooowawwoommmmmmwmmwaoiiiiaaammooowwwwwowooowwwmeeiiiiiaaaaawwwwooommmm
I AM CRYING I HATE COALESCAPEDES THEY ARE TOO SCARY TOO MANY LEGS WHY THEY ARE SO FAST
do NOT eat the mushrooms right before hibernating I had some WEIRD dreams
[TRANSMISSION OVERRIDE: FIVE PEBBLES]I want to know, which one of you brain rotted things sent me cat ears. I don’t even know how in the world you even managed to get these here, much less why.
how did I end up in this place called “Pipe yard“ I didn’t even know it existed
if FP could give me this …”internet” thing why couldn’t he have given me a map
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT YOU
y’know what’s an even scarier lizard?
RED LIZARDS ARE TERRIFYING WHY ARE THE SO FAST AND BIG AND LONG THEY EVEN EAT SMALLER LIZARDS