[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT THING
at least lizards don’t seem so scary anymore
WHY IS THAT THING THAT CLAIMED THAT ANOTHER THING CONTROLLED ME NOW SITTING AT THE TOP OF THE COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT HERE
WHY IS THERE A DRAGON CLAIMING THAT I AM CONTROLLED BY ANOTHER DRAGON I AM NOT, I AM A SLUGCAT USING ITERATOR STUFF TO TALK TO YOU GUYS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT THING IS BUT IT LOOKS SCARY AND I DON’T LIKE IT
@slugcat is run by mef I don’t know why he thinks that people wouldn’t figure it out but now its public and I’m not deleting this
#exposed #mefIsReallyWeirdIfYouHadntFiguredThisOutAlready #quirkedUpChaosDeity #severeBordem #IKnowThatTagsArentAThingOnWasteofButIFeltLikeDoingItAnyway
I no likey when my shelter box stops working and it gets all leaky and I have to go and find a new one
not fun
I THREW THEM AT A LIZARD IT ONLY MADE IT MORE MAD HELP
I have so many rocks and I am fully prepared to throw all of them at anything even mildly threatening.
I have so many rocks and I am fully prepared to throw all of them at anything even mildly threatening.
sobbing WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VULTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT LIKE IT
THE VIEWS UP HERE ARE REALLY GOOD BUT THE GROUND IS VERY FAR AWAY AND IT SCAREING ME
I GOT BORED AND EATED ANOTHER GLUE AND NOW MY TUMMY REALLY HURTS AGAIN ):
sorry I haven’t posted for a few days, there was a really big spider and I was hiding from it
This is Five Pebbles, this obnoxious little creature somehow managed to get into one of my communications arrays and somehow found this alien website, I would remove it from the premises, but it is very stubborn and I would rather have it in there than inside my can.
For now I will let it continue to reside in my communications array, as it would be too much of an effort to remove it from the array, you will have to continue to endure its communications and I quite frankly do not care if it bothers your kind.