@slugcat

[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE

species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans 
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have 
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In 
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set 
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how, 
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with 
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This 
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in 
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it 
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the 
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and 
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to 
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you 
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to 
know what you think of this strange occurrence."

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I just saw a lizard spin so fast I think it broke physics

THE SQUIGGLY BOY

I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT THING

at least lizards don’t seem so scary anymore

WHY IS THAT THING THAT CLAIMED THAT ANOTHER THING CONTROLLED ME NOW SITTING AT THE TOP OF THE COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT HERE

WHY IS THERE A DRAGON CLAIMING THAT I AM CONTROLLED BY ANOTHER DRAGON I AM NOT, I AM A SLUGCAT USING ITERATOR STUFF TO TALK TO YOU GUYS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT THING IS BUT IT LOOKS SCARY AND I DON’T LIKE IT

I no likey when my shelter box stops working and it gets all leaky and I have to go and find a new one

not fun

a scavenger got in here and wrote that, I do not know how

GIV PORL NOW OR GET STAB

I THREW THEM AT A LIZARD IT ONLY MADE IT MORE MAD HELP

I have so many rocks and I am fully prepared to throw all of them at anything even mildly threatening.

sobbing WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VULTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT LIKE IT

THE VIEWS UP HERE ARE REALLY GOOD BUT THE GROUND IS VERY FAR AWAY AND IT SCAREING ME

I GOT BORED AND EATED ANOTHER GLUE AND NOW MY TUMMY REALLY HURTS AGAIN ):

batflies are nummy