imagine being one of the last people to get this feature and the name you want is already taken
Due to my recent inactivity I can conclude that someone is holding me hostage because of this post
toaster strudels > poptarts
legendary coach
having one of my fellow sports coaches make a “honey where’s my super suit???” joke and none of the students understanding the reference was truly a humbling experience. we are getting old
as a person, i approve of this message
another goofy status update:
turns out they’re not skiddies (bad ending)
context: they tried to rat my chromebook with spyware that collects my browser cookies, history, and passwords
but since it’s a chromebook… EPIC FAIL!! loud explosions
the malware they designed was for windows, so thank god i’m too poor to own a windows laptop :)
wasteof.money early 2022 era:
We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun
— Winnie the Pooh
status update:
i got him demoted and banned lmfao
he keeps crying about it and raging :)
he’d casually dox people like “shut up [ip]”
bro i was a dev on a minecraft server, and i was making stuff and people actually liked me as a staff
and then i was demoted for “laziness”
like, i was active every 2 days bro, is that not enough?
i used ai to make it write me 5k lines of code that has hundreds of bugs.
there are some girls behind me talking about how they're going to use AI tO wRiTe tHeIr aRt HiStOrY aSsIgNmEnT.
ratio
mayo isn’t that bad bruh
“cuh” and “brudder”
What are words more cringe than “scratch”? (a lot find it cringe, so what words are even more cringe?)
Current words suggested by users: Bussin, Robux, Fortnite, fam, UwU, homie, discord, Ohio, brudder