Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Quote of the day: “You chose to put your clothes in it even though it’s a laser, you live with the consequences.”
My favorite kind of horrible issue is the one that should have options about it but doesn't
Sometimes in life, you just have to make the sacrifice you aren't sure of, even if they are begging you to put the knife down 
Yeah I don't like Taylor Swift but I cannot express how much I dislike the song Blank Space.
How is this #3 trending today
Loading screen life tips:
Certain expensive items can be stolen instead of bought.
Most NPCs will remember the actions you make, so be careful!
Cooking the same ingredients in different ways can result in dishes with different status effects.
Different regions have different laws to follow. Stay up to date!
Equip protective clothing to resist certain regional effects.
Gym servers are usually full in January.
Wait for the housing market to crash before buying a home to save money.
Littering will result in a ban.
Your actions are only illegal if you get caught.
(To be updated more probably)