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Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.

Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word

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Sometimes in life, you just have to make the sacrifice you aren't sure of, even if they are begging you to put the knife down 😄🔪

Yeah I don't like Taylor Swift but I cannot express how much I dislike the song Blank Space.

Going to see Shakespeare in the park. First time with Romeo and Juliet.

How is this #3 trending today

He remained in this position 0.2 seconds after I whipped my phone out

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Jo is ok, but because of him I can't go on vacation

Loading screen life tips:

Certain expensive items can be stolen instead of bought.

Most NPCs will remember the actions you make, so be careful!

Cooking the same ingredients in different ways can result in dishes with different status effects.

Different regions have different laws to follow. Stay up to date!

Equip protective clothing to resist certain regional effects.

Gym servers are usually full in January.

Wait for the housing market to crash before buying a home to save money.

Littering will result in a ban.

Your actions are only illegal if you get caught.

(To be updated more probably)

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No way!!!

your mom - suggested by @esben

I found out that I wasn't finished with Tears of the Kingdom! Hurray

Got this screenshot today

Tonight in jiu jitsu, I hurt my ankle. This is ironic because my ankle was hurt and was healed yesterday :|

There is now a Spider-Man 2 release date (for the game)

He remained in this position 0.2 seconds after I whipped my phone out

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Apple priced it's new VR headset, and this was on the list of other things you could buy for the same price ($3,500)

This is Daisy

Stuff's about to get wild

We exorcised the house today so now it smells like the souls of demons and ketchup

Note: not with a priest or anything but yeah it's the same ballpark

We exorcised the house today so now it smells like the souls of demons and ketchup

Note: not with a priest or anything but yeah it's the same ballpark