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The real blender guy https://toaks.sparkshell.sh/
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Bubbly water is a sad excuse for flavor

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For the first time, I have netherite gear and mending books and 🥲 it's amazing

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Update this for means

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Average Post Metrics:

Average Loves Per Post:    3.2844079 
Average Comments Per Post: 1.95528336 
Average Reposts Per Post:  0.207097613

Average User Metrics:

Average Posts Per User:    23.6029703

notes: Average loves per post, comments per post, and posts per user figures were higher than i personally expected. There could possibly be slim bias in the dataset on these specific figures due to how crawling is perforemd, though that’s just 1 AM intuition so take that claim with a grain of salt.

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wasteof.money was crawled and compiled into a dataset of ~1000 profiles with posts and comments for statistical purposes.

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People make the argument that blue foods exist less because blue makes us feel not hungry, but there is little evidence to say that is the same for other animals.

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Finished a D&D campaign last night. We heroically banished a demon from the world (thanks to my fabulous shovel hit) and then left and started homes on the land of the first village we burnt down that was destroyed by demons.

Next week, we start my campaign :D

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Or 29 damage with a shovel

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Yeah you're cool, but can you send someone to death's door with a pie to the face?

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Yeah you're cool, but can you send someone to death's door with a pie to the face?

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11/26/23

Today, I accidentally walked through a doorway that I wasn't supposed to. Instead of talking it out, all of the guards pulled out their weapons and started shooting. Thankfully, I had a double barrel shotgun on me and managed to clear the entire building. Times are tough, stay safe in Might City you guys.

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Why do people complain about bots "bloating" their feeds

Like, unfollow them

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No way Owen romance arc

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yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang? 🤔

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It's been secured: Spider-Man will indeed 2 this Christmas

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It's official, boys. I've lost my Fortnite skill

(Space song starts playing)

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My stomach going 😩

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Ok updated thumbnail.

I was told I should show what I mean by meh and great, and I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions.

I am going to finalize all fonts but rn it's this

I also need to record my lines. I plan on this video to release by the end of the week

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Hey guys, just wanted to say that the first video I’m actually producing with quality is on its way!

Make sure to subscribe to my YT btw so you don’t miss it :)

anyway here is the thumbnail (This content does not reflect the final product. Changes may occur during production)

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