Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
As the account manager, I can indeed confirm this. I am slowly losing my grip on my sanity.
I am being held captive by Mariah Carey. Send help plz 
. The Song is playing on repeat
Phil has been removed from the development team. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
Booting my old laptop, let's see how it is
Definitely going to factory reset it to see if it will be faster
Me resisting the urge to say "on God" "for real" "cap" or "rizz" for .23 microseconds
Phil Swift?????? 
Phil has been removed from the development team. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
We have fired our new intern. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
For the first time in years, I have (in Minecraft):
Netherite
Beat the ender dragon
Elytra
Mob farm
Enchantment set-up
Farms
Working on my industrial district
Guys - best white elephant gift that's roughly $10
Looking for something comical if anyone has an idea
You're telling me a shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimpshrimpshrimp
Hey guys. If anyone wants to play THE FINALS with me (PS5, Xbox series, PC) today (hopefully around 1:00 PST) my friend code is toaks#1220
I have figured out it is racist to say this in front of Australians. How I found out? Practice
Tally ho, you scallywags! OH GREAT HEAVENS
3 hours of playtime in the new THE FINALS release (with @mef :D) has me changing my mind: the finals is great but light needs more health.