QUARANTINE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE OWEN HAS SPREAD 
So, check it - again, the sun's dipping low, and we're all just chilling in the backyard, soaking in those good vibes. Out of the blue, I decide to hit my crew with a second round of "Joe Mama" jokes. Classic stuff like, "Guess who I bumped into at the store? Joe Mama!" and we're all cracking up. Then, my buddy throws a curveball with, "Who's got the sickest sense of humor? Joe Mama!" Now, here's where it gets wild - someone decided to drop a dark "Joe Mama" joke, like, "Who's the mastermind behind all those missing socks? Joe Mama, in the laundry room of doom." The laughter kinda froze for a second, and we all exchanged that look of 'did they really just go there?' It was this weird mix of uncomfortable and hilarious, and the night kept rolling with that unpredictable energy. So, yeah, "Joe Mama" went to some unexpected places that night. Maybe we should stop doing “Joe mama” jokes and move onto “Skibibi toilet rizz - Shat myself in a maths exam edtion” jokes.
Yes. That would cool
“every phone that comes out is the same as the year before”
ok? do you want your phone to be star shaped or something?
Actually going to make content
Just Cause 3 mockumentary with my friend
you may know him from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3m-GXzyIwU
What crack did Owen smoke? I remember when this bot told us he had depression...
aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."
yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes 
Thinking about making a d&d program bc I am annoyed with all other systems.
Hate coding! I love it 
Question is: scratch (which makes it accessible and easier to make bc my experience) or python (new but potentially cool and fun}
Not to be political or anything but...
If we're talking about making a "positive" impact, the best use of your time and resources is to make companies more environmentaly friendly, with the points made in this nested post.
-your car makes no difference
- turning off the water when you brush makes no difference
-etc
The only way these things matter are if everyone does it, which does not happen. That means we should target the biggest percentages of problem first.
Hot take: time to kills in most games are actually too low and it’s really annoying. Games with one-shot headshot policies make it even worse. When you are being shot at, there should be a chance to actually respond. (this is why I liked fortnite, if there are bullets near you, build a castle.) Therefore higher time-to-kills would benefit games. the only people who would be upset would be sweats, who can learn and adapt faster than the average player anyways. Also, this would focus a given game less on meta and more on finding a weapon that suits the player.
Don't like that powder taste in your protein shake? You can actually supplement protein powder for a whole raw chicken!
Glasses/sunglasses are available in a lot of games for character customization, but few (if any) actually give them a function.
Bruh what was I on when I wrote the story (in bullet points) for my next DnD adventure
Like this makes me confused and I wrote it 
Every post Owen makes has me going back further in time
yo, did you know you can add emojis to your google searches?
for example, here's me searching for 'funny memes' with a side of spice:
"funny memes" 
now when i'm tryna be a total boomer and get my google on, i'll never have to be bored again! it's a game-changer, folks. so, use your emoji game to add a little flair to your online searches today! 
