@toaks
Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
Ok for a legend of Zelda movie, it would be hella cool if link didn't talk :D staying true to the game AND making the movie stand out
I hit 24 hours of Just Cause 3 playtime! That's nothing compared to my probably 40+ days of Minecraft!
Every time there is downtime I wonder if jeffalo has finally spilled orange juice on the server
I would like to revoke my precious statement
Today my family is going camping but I'm not so I get my dream vacation! :D
help @wasteofplus your extension isn’t working 
I want my profile hovercards
You can’t ignore the fact that there is a crow in your brain and it desperately wants all the shiny things
Jiu jitsu has absolutely ruined my self esteem it's a good thing I have therapy tomorrow
WHY IS MY SPOTIFY DISCOVERY WEEKLY ALL MEME AND VIDEO GAME MUSIC
THAT'S NOT WHAT I LISTEN TO
As a consumer, I can identify what I don't like but I could not tell you how to improve it. Most of the time. As a creator of certain things, I can give better advice on those.
The depressing thing about... The depressing... I shouldn't finish this joke so I'll make it more PG
The depressing thing about eating is that no matter how much I eat, I'll never be as fat as your mom. 
How much of a good investment is 200 dollars for something I have used probably for more than 5000 hours?
Fair point. In this respect, I agree (sorta). Gender equality can't exist in most sports because of the physical difference between men and women, but women should be paid a living wage. If men's football generates more money, then I do think they should get paid more. They get more money after all.
It frustrates me so much that people think that female footballers should get the same pay as men.
Why are we turning a popularity issue into an equaliy issue?
No, The women’s world cup winners don’t deserve the same prize money as men world cup winners. Why should they? Men’s world cup 2018 generated $5,279,000,000 more than the 2019 women’s world cup and that number will probably increase depending that the 2022 mens world cup generated 7.5 billion.
But yeah, gender equality!!!!!