Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Holy moly burrito is gonna walk more than a marathon now. 
Personally I feel like swordmachine should be 3rd or 4th
TOP 5 MOST SATISFYING PARRIES
5: shotgun shots. Cool but you do it a lot
4: most normal projectiles. They are common, after all.
3: Gabriel's spear attack. Deals a lot of damage
2: mins flayer orb. I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer
1: the high five. Parrying the corpse of king Minos? Peak
Honorable mentions: sword machine, coins, Maurice super shot, V2 shotgun shot, Sisyphus rock
bros gonna be running a marathon 
(this repost doesn’t count) if this gets higher on trending than @burrito ‘s post I will also run an extra 5k.
For every like this post gets, I will travel 1 kilometer on my feet. Every repost means 2.
Holy—
What
Hello, fellow gamers! I hope you're ready for a new adventure, because today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, an epic RPG adventure like nothing you've ever seen! With over 300,000 player ratings and amazing graphics, Raid is the next big phenomenon in mobile gaming. And guess what? It's completely free! But you don't have to take my word for it, as you can click the link in the video description to download yourself. And if you use my promo code, you'll get an exclusive gift for your new adventure. With a new story, exciting events, and unique characters, you'll dive right into the action at no time at all. Whether you're playing alone or with friends, Raid Shadow Legends has something for every player. So why are you still reading this? Get clicking now and become legendary right at your fingertips. Don't miss out and join today!
This but a little more... Oppenheimer
I hate how all of @jeffalo 's posts get #1 on trending. He could post "pee pee poo poo" and it would go viral because most users follow him
Hey jeffalo I have a funny idea
just saw I had 40 follows. thanks to @birthday @zu @ratio @follow-all @oren @slider_on_the_black @toaks (thats me!) @radi8 @mybearworld @micahlt @mef @zlf @errplane @allyz @redstrider @theglasspenguin @lesbian @twyx @emeraldthunder1 @supercash @og @habidtenly @geo @portalpower @grass @hcxgs @stalker @wasteofplus @arrow @imadeanaccounct @dertermenter @grunklebillsback @joebiden @fatdonkey @jamessoper @human @syl @toaks-do-toe-reveal @immark_v2 and @princess_arson! thank you all for getting me to 40 followers!