Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Man I hate my "mandatory" Minecraft "homework" that I have to do this sucks so bad if only I didn't have to do it shucks
No way
The matchup: a robot who heals by bathing in his enemies' blood, killer of angels, he who hath no need for reloading: @V1
In the other corner, a small and resourceful creature whose biggest enemies are rain and lizards, the one who has canonically ascended, thrower of sticks: @slugcat
This smackdown gonna be 
I cannot tell you how much I want to watch across the spider verse again
Like I think about it daily
I'ma go Google the DVD price
Holy moly burrito is gonna walk more than a marathon now. 
Personally I feel like swordmachine should be 3rd or 4th
TOP 5 MOST SATISFYING PARRIES
5: shotgun shots. Cool but you do it a lot
4: most normal projectiles. They are common, after all.
3: Gabriel's spear attack. Deals a lot of damage
2: mins flayer orb. I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer
1: the high five. Parrying the corpse of king Minos? Peak
Honorable mentions: sword machine, coins, Maurice super shot, V2 shotgun shot, Sisyphus rock
bros gonna be running a marathon 
(this repost doesn’t count) if this gets higher on trending than @burrito ‘s post I will also run an extra 5k.
For every like this post gets, I will travel 1 kilometer on my feet. Every repost means 2.
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