Canadians are my brothers and sisters, I feel so ashamed of what’s been going on relation wise and I want nothing but to keep being really close friends
that being said I hope we crush them flat tonight
I just had an insane speedrun idea:
the entire cannonball run but within google street view
I went out with my friends tonight and we all got matching gooses
I’m going to put mine on my desk at work
shower thought: did people in europe like 400 years ago have classical music fever dreams where they had church songs stuck in their head
like imagine being really sick and trying to sleep but you just can’t get Handel’s Messiah out of your brain
I really want to climb some tall mountains but I’m also from the eastern US and I have no idea what higher elevations would do to me
as a lifelong chief fan of two whole weeks I hope my least favorite team loses to them today 
I had a dream last night where I was playing softball but I was really bad at it and everyone kept getting decent hits and I whiffed everything that was thrown at me what does this mean 
While I was struggling to get back to sleep early this morning I had a random thought about how I have small propane tanks in my trunk and if someone were to rear end me hard that could potentially turn out not so good
On my way home from work just now there was a younger girl in a jeep who was following me at like less than a car length (very uncomfortably close) at 70mph (112kmh) in a steady rain and it reminded me of that fact again
I think I might take them out before my longer drive tonight