say it with me everyone…
GOVERNMENT DRONE
Have 
you
ever 
played 
Blox 
Fruits 
with 
your life 
on 
the 
line 
while 
having 
a 
BUNCH 
of 
mangoes 
in 
your mouth 
. Well 
this 
is 
called 
Dark 
Mango Psychology 
, now in Dark Mango Psychology you realize 
the mangoes ain’t 
just 
your normal 
mangoes they 
are 
DARK . And 
when you eat 
a mango , you realize that 
the serotonin 
inside 
of the mangos go 
all 
the way 
to your brain . And then 
when it 
enters 
your brain and reaches 
the membrane 
, it activates something inside of you. You start 
to look 
at people 
like seeds 
, seeds waiting to get 
sprouted 
. Seeds waiting to enter your stomach 
. And when that happens , you realize that you ’re somewhere 
deep 
, somewhere very 
deep , somewhere you don’t want 
to be . Wanna 
guess 
what that is ? BLOX FRUITS SECOND 
SEA
“a conlang is better than a poem because you can write poetry in a conlang”
- Colin Gorrie
First they came for the sinkpissers, and I did not speak out — because I was not a sinkpisser.
i just lost the game (again)
I just shat myself in my maths exam
Basically we were sitting down doing maths and I, being a dumbass, didn't go to the toilet first, thinking I could hold it. However, when we got in the exam I realised I had deceived myself. My stomach started groaning insanely loudly after the first 10 minutes and I got really scared the invigilators would tell me off.
The previous day I had explosive diarrhea so I probably should have been more prepared but I wasn't. After about 45 minutes I couldn't even do the paper any more. I had to focus on not shitting myself - it felt like if I even budged over in my seat, the seal would break and it would come gushing out. It was horrible.
Eventually I literally couldn't hold it more. While desperately clasping the sides of the desk for support I accidentally dropped my pen. Shit. Dangerously, I leaned over to pick it up and that's when it happened. Diarhhea started exploding out my ass.
It came with such force that it BROKE THROUGH my trousers and pants and sprayed all over the desks behind me, drenching the 3 people behind me like some sort of shit shotgun. Of course by now the entire exam hall was screaming but I was just wimpering. People started throwing up, covering their exam papers with puke as well as the shit already there. I was on one of the back rows, so the shit silhouettes of the students covered in it were stained on the wall.
I got excluded and the students affected will get special considerations. My future is ruined.
took nearly four years, but it’s finally been done