“I’d suggest starting reading [this blog] in chronological order, because there are some dependencies between the posts”
“It is safe to skip [this post], as the results that are needed are much simpler than the methods used to derive them”
mfw:
vro imagine having a j**
nah bro i accidentally stole my cash drawer key from work 
what an awkward text to my manager 
do the “pov: yogurt / gurt: yo / yo: you rang?” etc. memes have a satisfying name, or do you just have to awkwardly circumlocute
describes the number of certain occurrences as “countless”
proceeds to list statistics counting the said occurrences
mfw:
russian ЙЦУКЕН keyspam looks infinitely cooler than any latin alphabet keyspam, change my mind
fun fact: they used to use a technology with an extremely specific wavelength of yellow light from sodium lamps that allowed for transparent objects and no light spilling onto the subjects for Mary Poppins, but they stopped using it because they forgot how to make the equipment
fun fact disney use bluescreen instead of greenscreen. this is so they can film the hulk properly