I just shat myself in my maths exam
Basically we were sitting down doing maths and I, being a dumbass, didn't go to the toilet first, thinking I could hold it. However, when we got in the exam I realised I had deceived myself. My stomach started groaning insanely loudly after the first 10 minutes and I got really scared the invigilators would tell me off.
The previous day I had explosive diarrhea so I probably should have been more prepared but I wasn't. After about 45 minutes I couldn't even do the paper any more. I had to focus on not shitting myself - it felt like if I even budged over in my seat, the seal would break and it would come gushing out. It was horrible.
Eventually I literally couldn't hold it more. While desperately clasping the sides of the desk for support I accidentally dropped my pen. Shit. Dangerously, I leaned over to pick it up and that's when it happened. Diarhhea started exploding out my ass.
It came with such force that it BROKE THROUGH my trousers and pants and sprayed all over the desks behind me, drenching the 3 people behind me like some sort of shit shotgun. Of course by now the entire exam hall was screaming but I was just wimpering. People started throwing up, covering their exam papers with puke as well as the shit already there. I was on one of the back rows, so the shit silhouettes of the students covered in it were stained on the wall.
I got excluded and the students affected will get special considerations. My future is ruined.
took nearly four years, but it’s finally been done
loss
Don’t let the presidency become a total loss - vote KiwiLate2025 while you still can to save wasteof!
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You are sticking out
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Freaking come to this
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horatio
How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
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ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!