It's beginning to look a gyatt like Rizzmas
Everywhere online
My sigma level is maxxed
Your food has fanum taxed
With skibidis and rizzlers in Ohio
It's beginning to look a gyatt like Rizzmas
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy
But the prettiest sight to see
Is how skibidi they will be
Did you pray today?
Attention 
all EarthBound 
gamers 
Ness is in trouble 
and needs your help 
to 
defeat 
Giga Gas 
But 
in order 
to do this 
, he's 
gonna 
need his trusty 
bad 
to hand 
a couple 
of burgers 
To help 
him , all he needs is your 
credit card 
number 
, the expiration month and year 
, and the 3 
numbers on the 
back 
. You have to be fast 
though 
! Before 
Giga Gas finishes 
his plan and takes 
over Oh Net 
idea:
a social media where like
instead of it just being you can updoot downdoot comment, like reddit, or heart reblog comment like tumble and wasteof
you can
updoot / downdoot (mutually exclusive
heart
star (puts a post on your “favorite posts” à la scratch)
5-star rate (à la old youtube)
reblog
comment
timmy approved
remix / stitch
um what else
uh
something about hype points
i love watching yt and otherwise interacting with the internet while trying in vain to do my homework
this is definitely a very productive way to go about things. 
six seven
apparently until the 16th you can get a 1-topping large pizza from domino’s carry out for $6.70 using the promo code “67”.
say what you will about domino’s and the meme as a whole but at least it gave us reasonable food prices
using advanced algorithms i have created the mathematically perfect wasteof post, which is bound to become the most popular of all time
“can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money thanks”
as long as nobody has done this before im set
i mean reasonable crashout but like chuh
you just self-exposed
noöne would’ve know this was about you if not for you posting this
never talking to anyone ever again this is humiliating
the expression “to reinvent the wheel” is common right??
people say that right? and someone who hasn’t heard that phrase, is weird, right??
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly