i love how ur pfp isn’t centred properly
Hi guys!
A memorial site will be set up next week to showcase the history of Blaze and will serve as an archive of our website.
This will not be hosted by Wix since we’ve already cut them off, but we will keep you updated on when that site is available.
Stay tuned. RIP Blaze
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probably so the smartest idea
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
chat we should start a gofundme
the wasteof.money movie (2026)
an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism
starring the following overused actors:
chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)
adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)
jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)
awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)
hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)
budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals
actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream
film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this
in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
in a dream i remember planning to post on wasteof “remember when darflen(‘s UI) looked like (that of) wasteof” or something and like
when???????
i haven’t been on darflen for the longest time, but i absolutely do not remember that
#savewasteof
technically true
Randall Munroe didn't die for this
rome building starts tomorrow! be there 8am sharp since they only gave us one day to do it!
yeah
like if you’re gonna hate people, at least hate all jiblets equally
It genuinely puzzles me how somebody can genuinely hate someone for no reason other than their skin color, gender, sexuality, or place of origin
@avoid5 thoughts?
“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor
“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o
Hi, I'm a scientist in Pokémon. My job is to know about Pokémon. There are exactly 150 Pokémon. Oops! My mistake, we found one more. Turns out there are 151 Pokémon. Hold it, upon further inspection, it appears there are thousands of them. I don't know what I'm doing.
geh????
if is u uni tedst ate’s is ,,, ,why is celsigrus?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?