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amen to that

I have made a study of the constitution and I think this exact text needs to be its own amendment

need me a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis

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Lakitu is a FAHCKING WANKA also sent from my flipphone

this will really disrupt the economy, you’d better censor more of it

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Good nighty morning also posting from mah flipphone

stolen post

gooning while ur parents r at home is the closest thing to fnaf 4 irl

that feeling when it's time for my monthly call from my bank telling me that they blocked a fradulent charge from google cloud for $60 (guess who isn’t paying for that because I got a free trial, set a budget to not go over the free trial, then google ignored it, billed me $162, halved it when I asked them to write it off, then last month managed to steal $18 from me the instant I put it on my card)

I also remember 2 years ago with aws, I got a free trial, turns out the free trial was $0.60, which is a bit better than a $162 trial, but when I contacted amazon and asked if they could write it off because I didn't know it costed money I thought it was free, they said they can't write off the whole thing AND PUT ME ON A PAYMENT PLAN FOR 4 MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF 15 CENTS A MONTH LMAO, like yes amazon, I accept my monthly penance. Please enjoy your 15 cents, do not spend it all in one place.

“would bacon have rather infinite games but not you or games games but no infinite”

would you rather have 1 million dollars in 1 year or 1 dollar in 1 million years

can you believe it guys?

i’m surprised that i didn’t learn the fact that b^a = e^(a*ln(b)) sooner, especially since it’s the only close-form for exponentiation that works in scratch

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thinking of starting a candy brand called Suggestive Sweets where i will have lines of candy and stuff with strange names like “Nutty Coated Ball Sack” which will be a bag of chocolate peanut butter balls

a lot of the time when i go in to check wasteof, i’ll see notifications from people replying to me and the timestamps will say they replied it almost immediately after when i posted the original, but i won’t have gotten the reply during the Checking Wasteof Sesh when i had posted the original comment for some reason

got vasiline on my face and in my hair at the function

my chemistry teacher is lwk evil