using advanced algorithms i have created the mathematically perfect wasteof post, which is bound to become the most popular of all time
“can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money thanks”
as long as nobody has done this before im set
i mean reasonable crashout but like chuh
you just self-exposed
noöne would’ve know this was about you if not for you posting this
never talking to anyone ever again this is humiliating
the expression “to reinvent the wheel” is common right??
people say that right? and someone who hasn’t heard that phrase, is weird, right??
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
Can you 
believe 
it guys 
? Christmas 
, just a week 
away 
. Christmas 
is in a week ! Woohoo! I 
am so happy 
about 
this information 
. Christmas 
! Just a week 
away 
, oh 
wow . Can you believe 
it? Christmas ! Just in a week ! It got 
here so fast 
! Christmas ! Just a week away !
hey i’m the one that made the connection between “the horse’s name is friday” and “there’s a horse in aisle five” first you copied me >>>:((((
i kid
bro how do i get ratioed like this when i literally just posted “my house is full of traps”
like what kind of person likes “there’s a horse in aisle five” but not “my house is full of traps”
there’s a horse in aisle five