it should lwk be considered a war crime to take away everyone's phones in a room that doesn't have any clocks
the duality of man:
making kyletech the head of the department of education is like making a guy with a brainworm the health secretary
what?
I’ve always found it annoying when you say something like “it seems like you think XYZ” or “so what you’re saying is XYZ, right?”, and then they call you out angrily for “putting words in their mouth” even though you were inviting them to correct you anyway.
the songs from right before british decimal day where they’re trying to make the new currency seem hip and cool are lwk so corny
ppl who say pleasure doesn't require suffering in order to compare it to have never pooped after needing to poop really bad