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yesterday i ate four (4) grilled chees sandwiches

horatio

“USB-C Everything!” Except for the headphone jack? Lowkey why do people want it back???

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“USB-C Everything!” Except for the headphone jack? Lowkey why do people want it back???

i can’t tell if my left earphone is messed up or if the mozart music is just meant to be quieter than the chinese bible recitation

tfw you have a 4.17 and people still get mad at you for having to C’s and a B

i think it’s kinda sad that “Clanker” took off so much more than “Jiblet” did

i don’t know squat about UK politics

Anyone else really getting behind the Green Party now?

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wait since when is blaze back

Hello Blazers,

After a long time of attempting to fix the multitude of issues, including the DDoS attacks and data vulnerabilities that have affected this platform, we are happy to announce that we are finally clean from spam and we have implemented new measures to reduce and/or prevent spam from entering the website.However, although we may have been able to clear out the spam and recover from the DDoS attacks, it’s important to know that we are putting a strict daily limit on sign ups just to be safe and ensure that we have a proper system put in place in order to protect Blaze from harmful DDoS attacks or any potential threats to this platform.Thank you to everyone who has stood by us and helped us throughout this difficult time. We at Blaze truly appreciate the support. Now, we can get back to the platform you love to use (and potentially make fun of), the flame of social media.

Sincerely,

Blaze

i want to believe “@ilovetimhortons” is “@jeffalo”’s girlfriend, and not just an alt account

also /ydekhj mean “Yiay Don’t Even Know what tone tag to give this so yiay’m putting /hj”

yeah no i most assurèdly am a alien who learned your languages but not your concepts /ydekhj

the funny thing (which yes, i am only just now getting around to saying because on the internet you can withhold information with others and say it’s funny) is that what i meant by the original post was that an entity that didn’t knew languages and not the concepts might misinterpret it this way, not that i had

Bro is definitely an alien who learned our languages but not our concepts

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAH!!!!!

We got colourful verification ticks now?

febuary 6th, 2024

what did i mean by this

a cantaloupe is just a depressed watermelon

six seven

I love doing nothing in six out of my seven classes because AWS is down :D

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i wonder how many tumblr users think “no notes” means like “this should get no attention” or “noone cares” and not “this has no issues”