@zagle1772

according to Conservapedia, “A conservative promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all”

so i guess republicans aren’t conservative, and guys like mamdani and AOC are?

???

okay so i accidentally got bleach water in my mouth because my mom put bleach water in the brita to clean it and didn’t tell me, and i tried to drink from it

i was able to spit most of it out (i took a big swig to start) and since there was still the taste in my mouth, my mom told me to gargle vinegar to neutralize it

later i looked up what bleach was made of because i couldn’t remember if it was ammonia or chlorine, and come to find out, you’re not meant to mix bleach with acids because it creates chlorine gas

soooooooooooooooooo yeah

i’ll probably be fine

tornado warning

“If you don’t let us do whatever we want, whenever we want to, we’re not going to do anything at all. Will that make you happy? Why would we build anything if we can’t control everyone who buys it? Huh? Use your head, okay? If I build a house, even if I see it, that’s my house forever. Okay? And I will lock the doors if I don’t like what you’re doing in there.”

not that i want this to happen, i know this may flought the maxim of quantity that i’d bring it up, but i don’t actually want that to happen

there are almost certainly enough users that are active right now in order to sway this back into 3rd place, if they so chose

today i was at a thing w/ boyscouts to determine what campouts we’ll be going on during the coming semester, and among the suggestions were:

• London (knife fights)

• Detroit (trust)

• Folk Valley

• Straight of Hormuz (kayaking merit badge)

• The Gaza Strip (backpacking)

• Mayan Empire

• Rome

• Mars (w/ elon)

• Kepler 22-b

• North Sentinal Island

• our meeting house’s crawlspace

• The Dombass region of Ukraine

• 5 days in the St. Louis city museum

• The Backrooms

• North Korea

what a shocking hat

would be a ashame if someone…

shocked it

FUCK

what a bad hat

would be a shamed if someone were to

FUCK

what a shocking hat

would be a shame if someone told you it was

bad

isopod

i love how “the” is simultaneously a nothing word and also very important and useful

skibidi toilet emoji

I take my skin off to poop

I cannot take ppl who say water guns shouldn't exist because it teaches kids to not be safe with guns seriously