if someone tells you not to even think about doing something you want to do, and you accidentally think about doing it, you should do it because you already did something that they told you not to do and you will have done so either way /j
I should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
I should just start outright stealing other people's content, submit it to two paraphrasing sites, and call it good.
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
Wait, done that (with 25 likes) 
isn’t it annoying when you take a root word, and make a more complicated word using derivational morphology conventions that you thought were productive, but then „erm, aktçiuli no, “trisylabicization“ isn’t a word because it’s not in The Dictionary“
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update on the sore throat saga: I went to the doctor, got tested I have streptococcus (aka strep throat)
on a positive note: I got out of school today!
I’m not even going to ask him to clarify the syntactic ambiguity here, because he seems like the kind of person that would only ever do this on purpose
not me listening to triple baka and falling half asleep and somehow mishearing the lyrics as hatsune miku explaining something about astrophysics