Get a life
yo, y'all, let's talk about the most important relationship in my life. my phone obviously. like, we're together 24/7, you know? we're inseparable. i even set up a little bed for it on my bedside table. every night we go to sleep together, and first thing in the morning, we wake up together. it's honestly like a match made in heaven. so, yeah... maybe i love my phone more than i love some people in my life. big deal, i'm my own person with my own feelings. :P
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"get a life"? pshh... what about "get some friends, bro"? i mean, seriously, who says "get a life" anymore? it's so played out, y'know? there's more to life than having a job and paying rent, right? so, let's focus on the stuff that really matters: connecting with people we care about. because, at the end of the day, it's not about what you have or where you live, it's about who you have in your life. so, let's connect, have fun, and make life worth livin' (peace sign)!
L + ratio + hypocrite + you literally just said that your phone was your life
“let's connect, have fun, and make life worth livin’ (peace sign)” there's not much to connect to with a phone besides the internet