pls pls pls I beg interact with this it’ll be fun and significantly less horrible than you think c’mon pleeease
chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging
time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)
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you were the one who greeted me
do you have chips I like chips, or any food really, including your leg if I feel like it
to your first point, you specifically said you wanted to interact wi3 someöne, but whatever
to answer your question, yes, i do have chips (and you forgot to put a punctuation between „chips“ and „I“ 
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oh right
due to 3e text-based medium of 3is conversation, which still somehow has 3e spacial-esque properties of me being able to hand you a bag of chips, i forgot 3at you are not a human at present