tell me i’m not the only one who still collects those little prizes you get from the dentist for behaving well as a kid
i go to a pediatric dentist since my insurance covers me there until i’m in my early 20s :)
hey, sometimes it’s free toothpaste. what’s not to love about free toothpaste?
orange juice also tastes pretty good. hey, you know what? let’s combine the two good tastes and see what ha- /j