i love it when i try to buy a replacement mainboard for a water damaged laptop and it costs more than the laptop itself
my beer just offered me 16…i’m dad…
also ive met your mom and this sounds exactly like something she would say
bad burrito scares me yet it is so entrancing
take your pills girlie
that feeling when you just spent all week at school acting social and happy and you’re done with being normal but you have band tomorrow so you don’t have to be normal and you can act like a crazed gay psychopath that is rizzing up the girl that you have 21 children with but left her and now you’re being forced to pay child support but you only want to pay for the 22nd child (Waxifer) who is a candle you used in a chemistry lab.
time dilation is my favorite physics quirk ever
i love physics. did u know that according to special relativity, by the time you die your head will be 484th billionths of a second older than your feet
girlie you are not smart enough to write a projective renderer using turtle 
it is with a heavy heart that i inform you all that i have discovered that tkinter is not compatible with asynchronous functions
nobody
nobody thinks that
i seem to have acquired two more incredibly powerful dell 4-node VRTX servers
my networking plug is doing his job well lmao
was gonna reply with a snarky comment until i realized i didnt do that project
should i make a spamton shimeji
(a shimeji is a digital desktop pet for those who dont know)
(look it up)