@jeffalo

i love drinking beer… root beer..

we had a snow day today and it’s the most chill weather oat

for context: my uni has a reputation for never closing. even under absolutely terrible conditions

a horse walks into a bar

the bartender asks, “friday?”

“yup that’s me”, says the horse

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

hot take: airlines should either give more space or remove the ability to recline seats in economy class

this is a git reference

Mon Sep 17

air canada safety video probably the most unhinged one

the woke left?

without saying goodbye?

we’re nearing 10 years since airpods released

i miss my girlfriend (christmas break)

i just re-watched ‘the bourne identity’ and i swear if i didnt’t get to ask my dad what’s going on every 15 minutes i wouldn’t understand the plot. am i not smart enough for cinema. chat

IB has to be the freakiest school system bc wdym PP, DP, CP…