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ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."WHEEEZE
hellooo again “wasteof money” today I OH NO WHAT
OH NO NONE OF MY 20 OTHER MESSAGES WENT THROUGH
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS THING HAS A LIMITED RANGE?!??
OHHHH REALLY FP YOU COULDN’T HAVE BETTER HEARING??
WELL I’LL LET YOU KNOW THAT TODAY THERE WERE LOTS OF LEECHES
I HATE LEECHES
DEATH TO ALL LEECHES WITH EXPLOSIVE SPEARS
THEY’VE ALREADY IMPRINTED ON ME ITS TOO LATE THEY SEE ME AS THEIR PARENTAL FIGURE NOW NOOOOO
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM, HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN HIDING IN THERE????
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WHY IS IT RAINING EXPLOSIVES WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE SKY WHY DOES IT HAVE A GIANT BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF IT WHAT IS “DEMOCRACY”
[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."