@burrito

i am going to have to split this up; i’m gonna do a >35 mile hike and then some extra stuff to hit like 50-ish but i’ll do it all close together

I swear insta reels commenters are on a whole new level of degenerate

why do i need a half hour buffer period between everything i do like idk what compelling force makes me lay on the couch watching shorts for 30 minutes after i complete a homework assignment before i can start the next one

mfs will be like “omg i tweeted this while high so silly idk what I meant by this” bitch I don’t need weed to post the most delusional, nonsensical gibberish completely sober

20 followers until 200… thanks to the 180 cool people who put up with my bs in their feed

jesus this is almost on the most liked posts of all time leaderboard

gnerg

I love how Wikipedia can just answer literally anything you need in like five seconds lmao here's my Wikipedia history for today

List of federally recognized tribes in the United States Guymon, Oklahoma Basin and range topography Congo Pedicle Assault (horse) Waggoner Ranch Ham Sandwich Theorem Qingdao, China Toshiba Hisense Higgs mechanism Subatomic particle Svalbard Global Seed Vault

not long when you’re the single most popular user on the website

if jack harlow was a state he would be kentucky

so-called “free thinkers” when the cha-cha slide comes on:

WHO OUT HERE SMELLIN LIKE YOGURT !!!

i swear nebraska is basically the beige of the united states like nothing goes on there

this is exactly where i need it

btw i will post proof once i do the hike