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BANNED FROM SCRATCH

As you all probably know, I’ve been IP banned from Scratch. This is the official thread for any ban-related comments, whether that be a question about the current status of my appeal, an update on ban policy I should know about, or anything else related to my ban.

5 0 26

Take a look at my crappy PC parts list, give some feedback if you know anything about computers. My budget is $1k

CPU

Intel i3 12100F

From $140

Motherboard

Gigabyte B560M

From $150

RAM

Corsair Vengeance (2 x 8gb)

From $65

GPU

Gigabyte Radeon RX 6600

From $440

Case

DeepCool Matrexx 40 3FS

From $65

Power Supply

EVGA 510 BP

From $30

Storage (SSD)

500GB SSD

From $50

CPU Cooler

Arctic Freezer 7 X

From $25

4 0 12

Yay, I’m verified!!!!!!

11 0 10

Cool things that happened today

  • I started a campaign to create a fully usable rickroll QR code on r/place

  • Over 200 people began working on it

  • It actually got onto the canvas at the end

  • Someone’s post about it blew up and got 100k upvotes

  • Rick Astley himself commented on that post

  • The official Reddit Twitter tweeted about it

I have never felt so accomplished omg I’m going to put this on my resume

“What is your prior work experience?”

“Oh, I made the rickroll QR code on r/place.”

“You’re hired!”

I’ll have a story to tell my grandkids if I even have kids and all the women aren’t repulsed by the fact that I basically nolifed r/place for four days

28 2 12

offering a shoutout to anyone who can figure out why the heck scratch ban appeals are taking so long, it’s been 3 months since i sent my appeal and they haven’t responded

8 0 10

Ratio

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise. My use of the ratio was unwarranted, and I am deeply sorry for all the pain and fear I striked in the hearts of wasteof users by threatening to do the Gangnam Style. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you. Bazinga.

ratio 🗿

you think you can ratio me @cali? you can't. I am above ratios. some would dare say I am a golden ratio - as I am as valuable as gold. you are a mere spec of dust compared to my monolithic ratio-ing powers. tremble in fear mortal, for I am Auriali, the bringer of the Gangnam Style.

blocked

RT @auriali block this ratio

block this ratio

11 1 0

Okay so I just ate at least a cubic foot of orzo salad and my stomach hurts now but boy was it worth it

why isn’t it friday

!!LOGO RAFFLE WINNERS!!

@alt @theawesome98 @tycho112 @vubobinali @zid

I’ll be making a logo for each of you as soon as I can, leave any preferences in the comments! Of course, you won’t be obligated to use them.

6 0 11

I'm a top user now yay :) thanks everyone <3

i’ll post later to see who gets a logo

The reason why BB1 results took so long was because I was spending almost all of my free time doing your mom

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

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12 4 0

what if a sentient banana stole your job

You fools underestimate the sheer scale of my bathtub.

*laughs in comically oversized bathtub*

You fool. You absolute coward. You underestimate my couponing skills at The Home Depot.

ur bathtub isnt big enough

i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet

30 followers! Will spin a wheel to see who gets logos in a few days, you can still follow to enter if you want :)

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