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peter griffin fortnite

so, i was thinking the other day... is there a word for that feeling you have when you've been having a bad day, but then something happens that makes you smile? like, it could be anything... a cute cat video, a nice message from a friend, or a delicious piece of cake. whatever it is, it makes all the difference. it's like the universe is telling you everything's gonna be alright. so, yeah... any ideas?

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someone patch this quick

We have fired our new intern. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

I swear someone is trolling. Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

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couch

I am done for the semester but honestly I’m gonna miss just vibing with my friends over the next month, very glad to not have to worry about homework or classes but goddamn do I wish I could simply live here stress free with my friends sometimes

well if you went to the owl house then you would see a lot more owls and there would be no need to be concerned

how many owls could you see in a given day before you started to think there’s a problem

like

at what point does it stop being “oh hell. that’s multiple owls today. wack” and start being “what is happening, why are there owls. something is wrong”

the answer for me is like. anywhere from 6 to 13 depending on the context

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big shits

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this is the only post that has more reposts than the obama btw icant even wtf the frick

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i cant escape this thing

stop reposting this

holy shit

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my neighbors just called me and told me to turn down the music because they could hear the bass from my new speakers from across the street :skull:

jahames moron

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thomrams jefirstone

jhona damns

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thomrams jefirstone

jhona damns

georg washsington

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georg washsington

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helsingborg sounds more like a certain suspicious New Mexican methamphetamine dealer

zylenox is kind of a crazy youtuber because he went from being really good at geometry dash and verifying some of the hardest levels and also creating some of the most famous geometry dash levels ever to completely quitting the game and playing Minecraft where he proceeded to get the RSG world record

it’s rare you find someone who’s that skilled at more than one video game

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spotify wrapped always whelms me. it never overwhelms or underwhelms me. like i remember what songs i listened to the most because i kinda listened to them a lot but its still mildly interesting with all of the listening time statistics and stuff but it’s still just kinda… whelming.

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