like anyone here has held a woman like that
How great is it that we live in a time where you can cause a hyperintelligent AI chatbot to malfunction by showing it ASCII art of an Among Us crewmate with an enormous veiny reproductive organ
(Based on true events)
Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that the Incredibles theme song isn't one of the best jazz pieces of all time
To clarify:
I am not an ornithologist
I do not attend Cornell nor have I been to Cornell ever
I have never in any way been affiliated with the Cornell Lab of Ornithology
I do not partake in bird study as a hobby or otherwise
wait so apparently white people smell like pennies when they get wet or something????? how have i never noticed this can another race please confirm this is very strange
why is every strongman a 7 foot tall icelandic man named Thor who eats 20 pounds of raw meat at every meal and lives in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness shirtless fighting a pack of wolves with his bare hands while the aurora borealis blazes overhead
or the fact that one of the most famous people on earth right now is a north carolinian man forcing random strangers to compete in elaborate competitions for large sums of money who has also opened a restaurant chain and a chocolate brand
How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”
How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”
Anyone have a favorite stall or urinal in a certain special public restroom? Shoutout to the middle stall in the upstairs boys bathroom lmao