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Last night I managed to short-circuit my phone by getting it wet and accidentally dial 911 within 5 minutes of each other so now I have to deal with a Verizon bill AND the police

spanish class crazy for playing the most school-inappropriate music videos on a projector in front of the whole class bruh

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Where is the search button on waste of betaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chewy or crunchy cookies?

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Why is every coffee maker’s clock off by at least four hours?

Taylor swift is washed up

yo are you ever doing something and then you just zone out and then realize you've been sitting there for an hour and there's a line outside your stall now

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bro 12 people liked this???? I literally sat on my keyboard and farted and this is what happens maybe I should fart on my keyboard more often

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@jeffalo please add likes to comments so I can ratio people in the comments please

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