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do you guys ever sit down and think “hey, i’m gonna be really focused today and do a whole bunch of studying!” and then take a break after five minutes to scroll your phone and look up three hours later and it’s dark out

Cheetos covered in mango Greek yogurt is fire fr

nothing beats the superior feeling of knowing what soap tastes like

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i should post

I always just crave a bagel

That moment of terror when you're in first place on Mariokart 3DS with no banana and you hear the red shell coming

The current state of my Spotify liked songs is Travis Scott followed by Skrillex followed by the Bad Piggies Theme trap remix so I feel like I know a thing or two about weird music taste

And you need to understand how insanely wacky my music taste is

You guys need to understand how I listen to music. It's not a casual activity for me

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Cafeteria food either slaps so hard you ascend to the 5th dimension or is such a vile scummy amalgamation of devil’s spawn that the creatures of the night flee in terror from it.

And they literally alternate days.

Did you guys have to learn to play Hot Cross Buns?

remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

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anyone else like random cool map stuff or just me

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remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

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why is the perry the platypus theme so fire

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YouTube Shorts channels on their way to post a “Shower Thoughts” video containing the least interesting shower thoughts imaginable

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games?