burrito's avatar

@burrito
Beta tester Verified

village idiot
Wall

oh my god

The reason why BB1 results took so long was because I was spending almost all of my free time doing your mom

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

18 1 1
12 4 0

Man I sure do love spending hours memorizing road signs for Geoguessr only for my dad to come in and get my all-time best score out of nowhere with zero effort whatsoever

I just realized now that I’m a beta tester nice

Why does the garbage truck always come at like 4:00 AM and make the loudest noises?

Surely someone would have figured out by now a way to make them slightly quieter.

Electric garbage trucks are the future of trash collection.

Girls: I need a shampoo for each separate part of my hair

Boys: Wow check out this 14-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hair gel/toothpaste/dish soap/laundry detergent/motor oil/salad dressing/3-course gourmet Italian dinner/industrial-grade acid/3D printing filament/self-assembling B-52 bomber plane/entire country of Finland, this is perfect

30 4 3

Just ordered a new computer (finally!)

Super excited since this one isn’t a crappy $200 Chromebook from 2015 that overheats running Geometry Dash for more than a half hour

It’s that time of day where I decide to pop on here and post the most boring hot take in existence

Seeing a half-empty stadium in Qatar after billions of dollars invested into the World Cup is the best payback I’ve ever seen for the years of slave labor and bribery

I can’t add images to a post can someone help

“I may be stupid but I’m not an idiot”

- Jeffalo 2022

guys. i might be stupid but i’m not an idiot. i can tell when you log into your 15 alt accounts to spam likes on your friend’s post about your birthday party to get it on trending.

manipulating statistics using alts is very much against the rules. anyone who does so will be banned without a warning.

38 4 20

My world history teacher just said this:

“School is kinda pointless. You go to elementary school for four years so that you can go to middle school for another four years so that you can go to high school for another four years to get a piece of paper that says you can go to college for another four (or more) years to get another piece of paper that allows you to get a job where you will earn pieces of paper for the rest of your life.”

I kinda agree

TNC podcast is actually so good please listen to it

anchor.fm/the-new-creators

7 0 2

@non-biased-news logo is really just

n

BBBBBBBBB

n

@jeffalo it might be a cool idea to add a badge for bots…

i like this monospace font